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Happy Thursday - QueenBee - 11-25-2010
Happy Thanksgiving and all. So, did you eat too much? What did you eat too much of? I decided to spare a turkey and made a pot roast in the crock pot. Turned out well. Made a side of asparagus, and baked hubby a sweet tater. Finished off with some not home made apple pie.
RE: Happy Thursday - Maggot - 11-25-2010
My job at the end of the day is to take the turkey and strip the bones of meat, put the meat in a bucket and freeze the bones and mucky stuff in a bag. Then give it to the lady up the street who then turns it into a really great soup.
This year was the same as every other year but when I went to wash my hands I noticed that my pinky finger was missing a piece of the fingernail. It was like cracked along the top and jagged like it was ripped off. it was not bleeding so I never thought much about it but now believe it is in the bucket of meat.
Electric lady lunchland what can I do now? I am afraid to confess that I lost a pinky fingernail in the meat bucket. My best bet is to shut my yapper on this one I think, but will take anyones advice today.
RE: Happy Thursday - username - 11-25-2010
Turkey bones + Maggot's pinky nail might make an interesting soup. I'd let it go but probably decline if you're offered an invitation to her soup supper.
RE: Happy Thursday - username - 11-25-2010
I wonder how my sister manages to disappear when it's time to do dishes at my mom's house. It's eerie--one minute she's there and then *poof* she's gone.
RE: Happy Thursday - Maggot - 11-25-2010
I think if I try I may be able to stuff one piece of coconut cream pie down my gullet..........just one piece though, with whipped cream. It would not fit earlier today.
RE: Happy Thursday - Maggot - 11-25-2010
(11-25-2010, 09:44 PM)username Wrote: I wonder how my sister manages to disappear when it's time to do dishes at my mom's house. It's eerie--one minute she's there and then *poof* she's gone.
Maybe she's a magician. A kitchen magician.
RE: Happy Thursday - username - 11-25-2010
(11-25-2010, 10:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think if I try I may be able to stuff one piece of coconut cream pie down my gullet..........just one piece though, with whipped cream. It would not fit earlier today.
Did you have a bowel movement? If so, I think Duchess would love to hear the details.
I'm about to dig in to a piece of pumpkin pie, maybe some pecan pie and icecream. I NEED to have a bowel movement! lol, I'm about to explode but I'm still going to make room.
RE: Happy Thursday - Duchess - 11-25-2010
Fuck
RE: Happy Thursday - username - 11-25-2010
(11-25-2010, 10:08 PM)Maggot Wrote:(11-25-2010, 09:44 PM)username Wrote: I wonder how my sister manages to disappear when it's time to do dishes at my mom's house. It's eerie--one minute she's there and then *poof* she's gone.
Maybe she's a magician. A kitchen magician.
She might be that but right now, I think she's just passed out on schnaaps or something. Grrr. You can pick your friends but not your relatives and all that. *sigh*
No pie for her!