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Dammit Dick, if I were paranoid... - username - 12-19-2010
I would think this was you.
This is the second year that my husband and I have gotten a card addressed to "Pat & Carol ____". The only problem is, my name isn't Carol (not even CLOSE). Inside it says "Carol and Pat, Merry Christmas!, Dick!" No return address on the envelope.
W.T.F!?!
RE: Dammit Dick, if I were paranoid... - Cracker - 12-19-2010
Your husband must be telling people his girlfriend is his wife. That would explain it. Don't leave town in the near future, they might invite Dick over for a party and hump in your bed.
RE: Dammit Dick, if I were paranoid... - username - 12-19-2010
Meh, as long as they put clean sheets on the bed. I'm guessing ImaDick would lose it on the car ride over anyway.
RE: Dammit Dick, if I were paranoid... - IMaDick - 12-19-2010
(12-19-2010, 01:24 AM)username Wrote: I would think this was you.
This is the second year that my husband and I have gotten a card addressed to "Pat & Carol ____". The only problem is, my name isn't Carol (not even CLOSE). Inside it says "Carol and Pat, Merry Christmas!, Dick!" No return address on the envelope.
W.T.F!?!
Believe me, you will never have to worry about getting a christmas card from me, I think that cards of any kind are a big fucking waste of money.
RE: Dammit Dick, if I were paranoid... - Cracker - 12-19-2010
(12-19-2010, 02:23 AM)username Wrote: I'm guessing ImaDick would lose it on the car ride over anyway.
RE: Dammit Dick, if I were paranoid... - username - 12-19-2010
(12-19-2010, 02:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [quote='username' pid='118273' dateline='1292736246']
Believe me, you will never have to worry about getting a christmas card from me, I think that cards of any kind are a big fucking waste of money.
i.e., your wallet is tighter then a nun's ass. I get that. I didn't really think it was you.