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Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - pyropappy - 01-07-2011

90-Year-Old Duchess Gets Restraining Order Against Suitor

Quote:It seems you're never too old to have a stalker.

The 90-year-old Dowager Duchess of Devonshire -- the last of the fabulous Mitford girls who scandalized aristocratic society in the 1930s and '40s -- has obtained a restraining order against an admirer, according to reports in the Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail.

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Damn, you still got it girl.Smiley_emoticons_fies

RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Lady Cop - 01-07-2011

he probably had visions of moving into Chatsworth House. hah

Centrepiece of the family estate is the magnificent Chatsworth House, which has been owned by the Dukes of Devonshire since 1549.

It featured as Mr Darcy's home in the 2005 film version of 'Pride and Prejudice' and was also used in 'The Duchess', starring Keira Knightley in 2008.


lusty old git, and THE estate:


RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Lady Cop - 01-07-2011

here she is with the Queen mother in 1937, and a 1952 portrait~~

RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - pyropappy - 01-07-2011

She is alot older than I though; I thought she was in her 40's.Smiley_emoticons_shocked

RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Lady Cop - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 09:36 AM)pyropappy Wrote: She is alot older than I though; I thought she was in her 40's.Smiley_emoticons_shocked

um...YOU posted this: 90-Year-Old Duchess ... Smiley_emoticons_wink



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - pyropappy - 01-07-2011

Get a clue, will you.Smiley_emoticons_fies

RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - username - 01-07-2011

It's pick on Duchess day!


But pyro, you're really going to have to do better than this. Actually, I think that lady looks damn good for 90.

RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Duchess - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 01:53 PM)username Wrote: It's pick on Duchess day!


It's about time. It's been just awful having to act with charm & grace everyday in here. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - pyropappy - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 01:53 PM)username Wrote: It's pick on Duchess day!


But pyro, you're really going to have to do better than this. Actually, I think that lady looks damn good for 90.

Yea, someone gets it, almost.

It is not about the old lady; it's about calling Duchess old! She is too vain; otherwise, she would post a recent picture. Her avatar must have been taken twenty years old ago when she was 26.Smiley_emoticons_fies



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - pyropappy - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-07-2011, 01:53 PM)username Wrote: It's pick on Duchess day!


It's about time. It's been just awful having to act with charm & grace everyday in here. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Is that what its called; I though the word was "SNARKY".:B



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Duchess - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 06:34 PM)pyropappy Wrote: Is that what its called; I though the word was "SNARKY".:B


Whoosh



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Lady Cop - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 09:49 AM)pyropappy Wrote: Get a clue, will you.Smiley_emoticons_fies

oh i have a clue. i was simply hoping against all odds you were posting a thread with some intelligent/interesting content. hence, i tried to make it about the story, rather than some pathetic attempt at humor at Duchess' expense. my error.
carry on, and i'll not further sully your "topics".



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - IMaDick - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 06:54 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(01-07-2011, 09:49 AM)pyropappy Wrote: Get a clue, will you.Smiley_emoticons_fies

oh i have a clue. i was simply hoping against all odds you were posting a thread with some intelligent/interesting content. hence, i tried to make it about the story, rather than some pathetic attempt at humor at Duchess' expense. my error.
carry on, and i'll not further sully your "topics".

Fuck ! Do you actually talk like that? I just wionder if you could say that with your mouth full?Smiley_emoticons_razz



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Lady Cop - 01-07-2011

depends...full of what exactly? Smiley_emoticons_stumm

i am walking into this with my eyes open and mouth shut. heh heh

RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - username - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 06:32 PM)pyropappy Wrote: It is not about the old lady; it's about calling Duchess old!

Nooooooooooo, really??? Thanks for spelling that out for me. 78 Smiley_emoticons_fies

RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - IMaDick - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 08:51 PM)username Wrote:
(01-07-2011, 06:32 PM)pyropappy Wrote: It is not about the old lady; it's about calling Duchess old!

Nooooooooooo, really??? Thanks for spelling that out for me. 78 Smiley_emoticons_fies

hahhah miserable fucking failure, So much for pyroperv's driving privledges.



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - IMaDick - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 08:36 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: depends...full of what exactly? Smiley_emoticons_stumm

i am walking into this with my eyes open and mouth shut. heh heh

That's cool lets see those eye's Smiley_emoticons_smile



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Lady Cop - 01-07-2011

(01-07-2011, 09:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-07-2011, 08:36 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: depends...full of what exactly? Smiley_emoticons_stumm

i am walking into this with my eyes open and mouth shut. heh heh

That's cool lets see those eye's Smiley_emoticons_smile



RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - username - 01-07-2011

hah I know this wasn't directed at me, but I just happen to have this in the old photobucket account...

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RE: Duchess gets restraining order....(including her picture) - Maggot - 01-07-2011

I have seen that look before! Smiley_emoticons_shocked I may not even sleep tonight. :O at least not without a broom or stack of pillows or something......she looks pissed!