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newb - Malivick - 02-11-2011
So I am going to go out on a limb and make a post. I have been lurking here since Thanksgiving when i stumbled across this site while searching for info on the missing Skelton boys. I just got finished browsing through the lurker thread and I can see how much you guys hate the lurkers so i decided to do an intro. I like Lady Cop's cell block because she is good a finding all the facts and putting them in one place for quick viewing. Only complaint i have right now is the JC and LS thread is so full of wild speculation i can barely stand to read the thing. I will be around lurking in the corners but probably wont be posting much. I am not naive enough to believe that the majority of people give a flying fuck what my opinions are.
RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011
Since Thanksgiving?
Well..at least you're doing an intro, most don't have the balls.
Watch out for the crazies, I guess you know all the players at this point...and you choose to intro anyway.
Welcome to Mock.
RE: newb - Lady Cop - 02-11-2011
hello, welcome to Mock, and i want to hear your opinions!
as for the thread that ate Mock, i think people enjoy sorting out information and being detectives.
which is why mysteries are popular. as long as you can separate the speculation from the facts. 
as for the lurker thread, it's not that we don't like them, we just want to encourage, bribe and/or threaten them into posting.
RE: newb - Malivick - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 05:54 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: hello, welcome to Mock, and i want to hear your opinions!
as for the thread that ate Mock, i think people enjoy sorting out information and being detectives.
as for the lurker thread, it's not that we don't like them, we just want to encourage, bribe and/or threaten them into posting.
Well the threats definitely helped me overcome the fear but i think the real kicker was the promise of boobs in the photography forum.
I never could resist a nice pair of breasts. Thanks for the warm welcome.
RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 06:06 PM)Malivick Wrote: the real kicker was the promise of boobs in the photography forum.
RE: newb - Lady Cop - 02-11-2011
another
but the nudity area is only available to members, so you have to wait until i make you a member. but we are pretty tame here.
RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011
RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 06:06 PM)Malivick Wrote: I never could resist a nice pair of breasts.
I'm confused. Are you a dude or a chick? Because if you are a dude, you are kinda a puss. Who is afraid to post something because of what strangers might say? A total puss, that's who.
RE: newb - aussiefriend - 02-11-2011
thats a dude
RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011
Hahahaha!
RE: newb - Middle Finger - 02-11-2011
Boobs. Nothing like some great boobs.
RE: newb - Misguided - 02-11-2011
The fact you had the consideration and respect to post a Intro definatly gives you a point in your favor,right off...at least it does to me.
Your point of view would matter to me.That may surprise some here but as far as I can see,your trying to be straight up and honest....good quality as far as I'm concerned.
I have not been here long myself and the place may not suit you but worth a look around for awhile,at least.
Wont take you long to find the assholes tho...
RE: newb - Malivick - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 06:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 06:06 PM)Malivick Wrote: I never could resist a nice pair of breasts.
I'm confused. Are you a dude or a chick? Because if you are a dude, you are kinda a puss. Who is afraid to post something because of what strangers might say? A total puss, that's who.
Lets just say that I am the type of person that tends to avoid confrontations. If that makes me a pussy then so be it. Ya know i never did understand why pepople feel the need to insult strangers over the internet. Cracker your the last person that i would think to bring up the question of gender. Does anyone on here even know your genger? Duchess and LC refer to you as she but Dick is not convinced. So color us both confused.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/3/19/
RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Malivick Wrote: Duchess and LC refer to you as she but Dick is not convinced. So color us both confused.
I've seen HER breasts in the Members Only forum. :B
RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Malivick Wrote:(02-11-2011, 06:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 06:06 PM)Malivick Wrote: I never could resist a nice pair of breasts.
I'm confused. Are you a dude or a chick? Because if you are a dude, you are kinda a puss. Who is afraid to post something because of what strangers might say? A total puss, that's who.
Lets just say that I am the type of person that tends to avoid confrontations. If that makes me a pussy then so be it. Ya know i never did understand why pepople feel the need to insult strangers over the internet. Cracker your the last person that i would think to bring up the question of gender. Does anyone on here even know your genger? Duchess and LC refer to you as she but Dick is not convinced. So color us both confused.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/3/19/
As long as I have boobs, who cares?
Nobody knows my gender in the Biblical sense if that is what you are asking.
You can't use Dick as evidence in the court of Mock. It just isn't done. It's like using bread for bullets.
Since you are a longtime lurker, who is your favorite Mocker?
(I would tear you a new one, but Misguided was nice to you so I'm trying. He made me feel a little ashamed for being mean. Your reply, however, didn't faze me. I'm not into sensitve men with soft hands, but I guess there is a place in the world for people like you.)
RE: newb - Lady Cop - 02-11-2011
Mal: Ya know i never did understand why people feel the need to insult strangers over the internet.
well a little background here. Mock was founded on the premise of vicious flaming. it was encouraged. it was the REASON for Mock. Duchess and i have changed it somewhat. while still allowing the free expression of contempt by members, it is not the sole purpose. nobody needs to participate in vitriol. "ignore" is free.
RE: newb - Misguided - 02-11-2011
Wow Cracker,..maybe you get a good side to you,eh?
Malivick,...better remember this day,to be sure...she sure is cutting you some slack...you got lucky today.
RE: newb - BlueTiki - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 07:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Malivick Wrote: Duchess and LC refer to you as she but Dick is not convinced. So color us both confused.
I've seen HER breasts in the Members Only forum. :B
And the cosmetic surgeons, here in Scottsdale, use them as a model for perfection.
Welcome.
Now grow a set.
RE: newb - IMaDick - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 07:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Malivick Wrote: Duchess and LC refer to you as she but Dick is not convinced. So color us both confused.
I've seen HER breasts in the Members Only forum. :B
You have seen breasts that her,it's, whatever,claimed as her,it's whaever, breasts, shit I can post pictures of boobs and say they are Maggots, you wouldn't know the difference.
RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011
Fuck off, buzzkill.