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Here I am !!! - twinsdaddy610 - 02-16-2011
For those of you that have met cjcisneros, I'm the big ol' snoring teddy bear who has the unwavering ability to state the obvious
HOWEVER, I am not the bed hog in this house !!! CJ told me about this site, and it sounded like something right up my sarcastic alley, so here I am, glad to meet everyone.
RE: Here I am !!! - Lady Cop - 02-16-2011
welcome! thanks for joining us~~
RE: Here I am !!! - Lady Cop - 02-16-2011
you happened to come at a moment i am up to my arse in alligators with the crime forum. don't mean to neglect you.
my sister had twins. better her than me. hahaha
RE: Here I am !!! - IMaDick - 02-16-2011
(02-16-2011, 08:49 PM)twinsdaddy610 Wrote: For those of you that have met cjcisneros, I'm the big ol' snoring teddy bear who has the unwavering ability to state the obvious
Sarcasm is just the tip of the iceberg, Wait until Maggot hits on you, he just loves teddy bears.
RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-16-2011
This Teddy bear bullshit has to stop.
RE: Here I am !!! - username - 02-17-2011
I have twins. I now understand the sleeping in shifts thing.
I would sooner drink Drain-O than share a forum with my husband. Fuck that. Whatever floats your weird little marital boat though.
RE: Here I am !!! - Lady Cop - 02-17-2011
(02-16-2011, 10:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: This Teddy bear bullshit has to stop.
RE: Here I am !!! - BlueTiki - 02-17-2011
Welcome, daddy!
When did you get the news from Maury that you were the father?
Just askin' 'cause my friend has this TiVo and . . .
RE: Here I am !!! - twinsdaddy610 - 02-18-2011
LC, thank you, and I wouldn't trade my twins for anything. Tiki, they were mine the minute I asked them to be. Dick and Maggot, CJ is the only person in the world that thinks I'm a teddy bear, the rest of the world knows the real me. Thank you all for making me feel welcome
RE: Here I am !!! - IMaDick - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 12:16 AM)twinsdaddy610 Wrote: Dick and Maggot, CJ is the only person in the world that thinks I'm a teddy bear, the rest of the world knows the real me. Thank you all for making me feel welcome
Too late to act all tough and shit now, This is Mock, the teddy bear comment will never completely disappear.
RE: Here I am !!! - aussiefriend - 02-18-2011
twins, welcome to sleep deprivation city!
RE: Here I am !!! - twinsdaddy610 - 02-18-2011
Dick, I've been called a lot worse than teddy bear, so I guess I can handle it. Aussie, twins are 16.5 years old, when does the sleep deprivation end ??? Username, drain-o is a great colon cleanser, but nothing compares to a whopper and a budwieser.
RE: Here I am !!! - Lady Cop - 02-18-2011
er...once they get a driver's license, you never sleep again. hahaha
RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011
Getting cocked and seeing double does not constitute twins. But if you can get a deductable for them, give it a shot. But know this.......JD does not go well with milk.
RE: Here I am !!! - IMaDick - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 08:21 PM)twinsdaddy610 Wrote: Dick, I've been called a lot worse than teddy bear, so I guess I can handle it. Aussie, twins are 16.5 years old, when does the sleep deprivation end ??? Username, drain-o is a great colon cleanser, but nothing compares to a whopper and a budwieser.
Maggots a colon cleanser, It appears he just tried to get you drunk in the post above, My advice is don't do it.
RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011
I thought you died and was dragged off by wolves or something.......
RE: Here I am !!! - IMaDick - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought you died and was dragged off by wolves or something.......
Naw, I'm too nice to get eaten by wolves.
RE: Here I am !!! - Cracker - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 09:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-18-2011, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought you died and was dragged off by wolves or something.......
Naw, I'm too nice to get eaten by wolves.
You smell like feet. Wolves don't even eat the feet.
RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 09:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-18-2011, 09:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-18-2011, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought you died and was dragged off by wolves or something.......
Naw, I'm too nice to get eaten by wolves.
You smell like feet. Wolves don't even eat the feet.
Wolves don't eat feet? They probably are tough like a shoe though. I bet they eat the arches or at least chew on them. This kinda bugs me now.
RE: Here I am !!! - IMaDick - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:(02-18-2011, 09:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-18-2011, 09:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-18-2011, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought you died and was dragged off by wolves or something.......
Naw, I'm too nice to get eaten by wolves.
You smell like feet. Wolves don't even eat the feet.
Wolves don't eat feet? They probably are tough like a shoe though. I bet they eat the arches or at least chew on them. This kinda bugs me now.
Crackers full of shit, there is nothing that wolves don't eat, although they do eat the high value stuff first.