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Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
I took the last towel off the roll in the kitchen two days ago and this female who promised to love and honor me has not put a new roll of towels on the towel rack.
what exactly does she expect for me to wipe my hands on?
If she thinks for one minute I'm going to put a new roll on there she needs therapy or something.
She knows damn well that is not my job, it's woman's work.
RE: Paper towels - Lady Cop - 02-17-2011
Dick is woman-baiting again.
RE: Paper towels - Duchess - 02-17-2011
Thank God!
RE: Paper towels - username - 02-17-2011
Maybe she's just thinking "ya' know, he can go fuck himself".
RE: Paper towels - Duchess - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 08:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: She knows damn well that is not my job, it's woman's work.
Bullshit! You cook, clean, do laundry, preserve foods after harvest & vacuum, you're a fuckin' tulip.
RE: Paper towels - Lady Cop - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 08:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(02-17-2011, 08:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: She knows damn well that is not my job, it's woman's work.
Bullshit! You cook, clean, do laundry, preserve foods after harvest & vacuum, you're a fuckin' tulip.
we have to be more understanding of his confused gender-identity until the hormones kick in.
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 08:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:(02-17-2011, 08:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(02-17-2011, 08:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: She knows damn well that is not my job, it's woman's work.
Bullshit! You cook, clean, do laundry, preserve foods after harvest & vacuum, you're a fuckin' tulip.
we have to be more understanding of his confused gender-identity until the hormones kick in.
What you have to understand is your place in the food chain.
RE: Paper towels - thekid65 - 02-17-2011
One can't help but wonder what the fuck you do when the toilet paper roll needs to be replaced, ImaDick...ya lazy fuck.
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 09:25 PM)thekid65 Wrote: One can't help but wonder what the fuck you do when the toilet paper roll needs to be replaced, ImaDick...ya lazy fuck.
Interesting that you would find yourself thinking about my ass and dirty toilet paper.
LC, you may want to reconsider the black jelli bellies?
RE: Paper towels - Duchess - 02-17-2011
Mmmm, black licorice. Now I'm thinking about Twizzlers damnit.
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-17-2011
Wiping clean hands (I'm assuming you washed them if you are wanting to "wipe" them) on paper towels is wasteful. That's what kitchen towels are for. Paper towels are for soaking up grease, putting over bowls of chili you are reheating in the microwave, and cleaning. You don't know how to work paper towels.
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 09:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: Wiping clean hands (I'm assuming you washed them if you are wanting to "wipe" them) on paper towels is wasteful. That's what kitchen towels are for. Paper towels are for soaking up grease, putting over bowls of chili you are reheating in the microwave, and cleaning. You don't know how to work paper towels.
All I need to know is when they are gone ,and how long it takes for them to get replaced with a new roll, the rest of that shit is irrelevant
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 09:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-17-2011, 09:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: Wiping clean hands (I'm assuming you washed them if you are wanting to "wipe" them) on paper towels is wasteful. That's what kitchen towels are for. Paper towels are for soaking up grease, putting over bowls of chili you are reheating in the microwave, and cleaning. You don't know how to work paper towels.
All I need to know is when they are gone ,and how long it takes for them to get replaced with a new roll, the rest of that shit is irrelevant
I think thekid had a point with the toilet paper. Who changes that? Would you sit on the toilet with a dirty ass for two days? Use a sock? Skip it until a new roll appeared? I know you shit a bunch because you are skinny. Skinny people shit like elephants.
RE: Paper towels - Duchess - 02-17-2011
Freakin' Mockers
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 09:41 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-17-2011, 09:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-17-2011, 09:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: Wiping clean hands (I'm assuming you washed them if you are wanting to "wipe" them) on paper towels is wasteful. That's what kitchen towels are for. Paper towels are for soaking up grease, putting over bowls of chili you are reheating in the microwave, and cleaning. You don't know how to work paper towels.
All I need to know is when they are gone ,and how long it takes for them to get replaced with a new roll, the rest of that shit is irrelevant
I think thekid had a point with the toilet paper. Who changes that? Would you sit on the toilet with a dirty ass for two days? Use a sock? Skip it until a new roll appeared? I know you shit a bunch because you are skinny. Skinny people shit like elephants.
So you think that the making sure that there is toilet paper is womans work also?
I have to say, I think I agree with that.
New house rule number 298.5 , making sure that there is toilet paper in the bathroom at all times is womans work, I will no longer change the roll out myself, failure is not an option.
RE: Paper towels - thekid65 - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 09:26 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-17-2011, 09:25 PM)thekid65 Wrote: One can't help but wonder what the fuck you do when the toilet paper roll needs to be replaced, ImaDick...ya lazy fuck.
Interesting that you would find yourself thinking about my ass and dirty toilet paper.
Actually, no..I'm not thinking about your ass..but more concerned for for your ole-lady if she ever wanted to break out the microscope to give you a proper blowjob. Would suck for her if she had to part though the dingleberries that would be tucked up under your nutsack because you were unable to wipe your ass with nothing but your hand.
See, I'm nice like that...concerned for the womenfolk.
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 09:50 PM)thekid65 Wrote:(02-17-2011, 09:26 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-17-2011, 09:25 PM)thekid65 Wrote: One can't help but wonder what the fuck you do when the toilet paper roll needs to be replaced, ImaDick...ya lazy fuck.
Interesting that you would find yourself thinking about my ass and dirty toilet paper.
See, I'm a suck ass like that...concerned for the womenfolk.
fixed it for you Virginia.
RE: Paper towels - thekid65 - 02-17-2011
Thanks for the fix, maybe one day you'll learn how to seek the proper attention from a female...or, maybe not. Keep wearing the hardhat, perhaps one day you'll actually be a man. Until then, keep on keeping on, and we'll all just have a good laugh at your expense.
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 10:12 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Thanks for the fix, maybe one day you'll learn how to seek the proper attention from a female...or, maybe not. Keep wearing the hardhat, perhaps one day you'll actually be a man. Until then, keep on keeping on, and we'll all just have a good laugh at your expense.
Nice try junior, You're scared of heights aren't you?I can tell by how close to the ground you stay with your comments.
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-17-2011
Gentlemen of Mock,
Please don't search for love online. It creeps the Lady Mockers tf out. We will let your respective wives enjoy your hidden treasures and family jewels.
Thanks,
Lady Mockers