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- Freak magnet - 07-03-2009
Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcisionA man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.Published: 9:00AM BST 30 Jun 2009
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Nail clippers: 'This is something we would advise men never to attempt,' a medic said Photo: GETTYThe young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward."This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.
"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
In April last year a leading brain surgeon used a £30 DIY drill to carry out a successful operation on a fully conscious patient.
Henry Marsh used a Bosch PSR960 cordless drill because he did not have his normal equipment on him.
But Mr Marsh had to use the drill because he was on a trip to Ukraine in Eastern Europe to help people let down by a vastly inadequate health system.
Halfway through the operation to remove the tumour from Marian Dolishny's head, the power ran out.
Thankfully the neurosurgeon, who normally practises at St George's Hospital in Tooting, south, London, was able the complete the operation and save a life.
- Maggot - 07-03-2009
WTF is wrong with you! I am crossing my legs just thinking about it!:;beat::
- The Antagonist - 07-03-2009
Why males are still circumcised is beyond me. It's barbaric.
- DPD Chick - 07-03-2009
WHAT?!?!!
- post it note - 07-04-2009
WTF? Anteater killer!!!
- Cynical Ninja - 07-04-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Why males are still circumcised is beyond me. It's barbaric.It is a completely unnecessary procedure. Luckily in Great Britain it is still quite a rare practice.
- Luke Warmwater - 07-04-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:This explains the popularity of head cheese over there.The Antagonist Wrote:Why males are still circumcised is beyond me. It's barbaric.It is a completely unnecessary procedure. Luckily in Great Britain it is still quite a rare practice.
I'm glad my parents chose to do it to me instead of me needing to peel back the skin to expose something looking like, on a good day, a cheesy Italian plum...
- Cynical Ninja - 07-04-2009
If you keep yourself clean like a normal human being, you don't get "head cheese" dickhead.
Sorry you had an integral part of your genitals hacked off for no reason whatsoever half cock.
- Luke Warmwater - 07-04-2009
oh no, they were smart. They required the doctor to use pinking sheers...now, when I gets a hard-on, it looks like a sunflower in full bloom.::thumbs::
- Cynical Ninja - 07-04-2009
The most sensitive nerve endings on the cock are on the foreskin, are you saying that every male human being is born with a birth defect?, utter shit.
- The Antagonist - 07-04-2009
An uncircumcised penis is way more pleasurable and comfortable for a woman too.
This is a practice started by the Jews and has carried over to gentiles worldwide.
- ramseycat - 07-04-2009
Luke Warmwater Wrote:oh no, they were smart. They required the doctor to use pinking sheers...now, when I gets a hard-on, it looks like a sunflower in full bloom.::thumbs::::lmao::
- LuMPyPussy - 07-04-2009
Luke Warmwater Wrote:oh no, they were smart. They required the doctor to use pinking sheers...now, when I gets a hard-on, it looks like a sunflower in full bloom.::thumbs::I demand a photo!
- sally - 07-04-2009
My husband isn't cut and neither is my son. The claim that it is cleaner is just a myth started by the Jews. There is no good reason whatsoever to hack the foreskin off.
- Maggot - 07-04-2009
Uncle Henry was born without eyelids so they used his foreskin and attached it to his eyelids........thats why he is a bit cockeyed now.
- SyberBitch - 07-07-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Why males are still circumcised is beyond me. It's barbaric.It IS stupid and pointless. I didn't want it to be done to my son, but his father did want it done, so I let him make the decision. If my son is pissed about it later, I'll tell him to blame his father. ::thumbs::
- post it note - 07-07-2009
Now that's model parenting...