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i really hate Sundays - Lady Cop - 02-27-2011
i know it's a day of rest for many, or a day to spend with family or mow/shovel the lawn.
but personally i HATE Sundays because i know there will be no damn news or press conferences (unless someone drops the A-bomb) or anything interesting going on. the mainstream media has the same 2-day old bullshit for "news" and lame human-interest crap like how to polish your silverware.
i am HAPPY when Monday gets here and a new week of open courts resume, and so-called journalists get back to their desks.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Duchess - 02-27-2011
Sunday is just another day for me during the winter, sometimes I work, sometimes I don't. Sundays in warm weather months is a whole other story. :B
RE: i really hate Sundays - QueenBee - 02-27-2011
I am with you, today, LC. Went to church...a different one this AM. Had some guest preacher from your neck of the woods. All goofy..told a lady she had no faith because her arthritus did not go away after he laid hands on her.
Gawd..these folks all but took out the snakes to handle. There was speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor. I could not get out of there fast enough.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Lady Cop - 02-27-2011
a snake oil salesman rev. from up HERE?? must be a transplant.
RE: i really hate Sundays - QueenBee - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 04:12 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: a snake oil salesman rev. from up HERE?? must be a transplant.
Yeah..by way of Texas I think
RE: i really hate Sundays - Cracker - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 04:10 PM)QueenBee Wrote: I am with you, today, LC. Went to church...a different one this AM. Had some guest preacher from your neck of the woods. All goofy..told a lady she had no faith because her arthritus did not go away after he laid hands on her.
Gawd..these folks all but took out the snakes to handle. There was speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor. I could not get out of there fast enough.
Crazy charismatic Pentecostals. Those kind of churches scare the piss out of me. Christians are NOT created equal.
I always wondered what they say to coverup the lack of a full recovery when they do their fake healing crap.
RE: i really hate Sundays - QueenBee - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 05:34 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-27-2011, 04:10 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Gawd..these folks all but took out the snakes to handle. There was speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor. I could not get out of there fast enough.
Crazy charismatic Pentecostals. Those kind of churches scare the piss out of me. Christians are NOT created equal.
I always wondered what they say to coverup the lack of a full recovery when they do their fake healing crap.
Christ..it scared the piss out of me. My husband asked me later WTF were you thinking going to a Pentecostal church. Guess I was just having a brain fart.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Maggot - 02-27-2011
I just miss summer, in the summer I do not have to shovel 3ft of snow from my grill.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Cracker - 02-27-2011
Why do you people live in the cold? I grew up in the mountains by a ski resort. I left.
It was 75 here today. I wore shorts.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Duchess - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 07:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why do you people live in the cold?
I can't speak for everyone else but I like having a change of seasons & I used to really dig skiing, I have to travel to do that now.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Maggot - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 07:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why do you people live in the cold? I grew up in the mountains by a ski resort. I left.
Lots of work around here it's not like Ohio.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Cracker - 02-27-2011
I have never really visted the New England states. They are like Alaska to me. hahahaha
RE: i really hate Sundays - Cracker - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 06:31 PM)QueenBee Wrote:(02-27-2011, 05:34 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-27-2011, 04:10 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Gawd..these folks all but took out the snakes to handle. There was speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor. I could not get out of there fast enough.
Crazy charismatic Pentecostals. Those kind of churches scare the piss out of me. Christians are NOT created equal.
I always wondered what they say to coverup the lack of a full recovery when they do their fake healing crap.
Christ..it scared the piss out of me. My husband asked me later WTF were you thinking going to a Pentecostal church. Guess I was just having a brain fart.
Cracker's List of Churches to Avoid:
Pentecostal
Foursquare
Evangelical
Charismatic
Ecumenists
Apostolic
Trinitarian
Life
Ministries of all kinds
Anything with Jesus Christ in the name
Anything with Word in the name
Anything with Birth in the name
Christian Fellowship
Church of God, Christ, The Lamb, Revelation, Prophecy, Deliverance, Jubilee, Faith, Covenant, Divine, Inspiration, Intervention, God's Promise, New Land, Renewal, Revival, Restoration, Witness, Outreach, Truth, Triumphant, Gospel, Fellowship, Mountain, River, or Branch
Any foreign name
Christian Center
Worship Center
Dove (any animal, think about it)
Lighthouse
The Army of God Spiritual Warfare Church
Nondenominational (make up your damn mind)
Like mayonnaise, stick with name-brand churches:
Catholic
Saint Somebody You Have Heard of Before
Presbyterian
Methodist
United Methodist (if you are OK with gay)
First Baptist (the other numbers are usually the crazy fucks)
Eastern Religions (unless they want you to cut your hair)
Lutheran (they drink, I think, Catholic Lite like Methodists)
Print this out and put it on the fridge.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Maggot - 02-27-2011
You forgot "The Orgasmic Lady of Perpetual Ovulation" They have a really funky dance that they do. Usually in a tent.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Cracker - 02-27-2011
How Sweet Da' Sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUmyuDDnkBI&feature=related
RE: i really hate Sundays - Lady Cop - 03-13-2011
sucky sunday again.
RE: i really hate Sundays - thekid65 - 03-13-2011
You're just grumpy because you lost that hour of sleep. But look on the bright side, you're 1 hour closer to the next wave of crime reporting.
RE: i really hate Sundays - Lady Cop - 03-13-2011
Kid: you're 1 hour closer to the next wave of crime reporting.
that always cheers me up! :B
RE: i really hate Sundays - thekid65 - 03-13-2011
Yup, nothing like a good decapitation or two to start the week off on a high note!
RE: i really hate Sundays - Carsman - 03-13-2011
(02-27-2011, 07:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just miss summer, in the summer I do not have to shovel 3ft of snow from my grill.
Are those Deer legs on the grill, how do they taste?