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I'm a Newb - eff - 03-03-2011
Hi.
RE: I'm a Newb - eff - 03-03-2011
I didn't read the rules for assholes(version 2) but I think I can handle Part 1.
I like that I won't be banned for saying fuck...because I know I will at some point.
RE: I'm a Newb - Maggot - 03-03-2011
Do not get all nicey nice in the first sentence in the first post. It only creates the illusion that you are a victim waiting to be fucked up the ass at the I.R.S. office with a 2x4, and from the git-go makes you look like a mouse in the eye of an owl. Tell someone they deserve a beating with a spiked whip and you may get somewhere. Or read and realise this.......It aint OZ Dorothy, we have flaming insane monkeys with dull pitch covered chain saws here.
RE: I'm a Newb - eff - 03-03-2011
I didn't exactly want my first post to say fuck off.
RE: I'm a Newb - eff - 03-03-2011
Oh and I might be getting fucked in the ass with a 2x4 by the IRS. We shall see once I add up all these receipts.
RE: I'm a Newb - Cracker - 03-03-2011
I'm putting off my taxes until the last day. It usually pisses me tf off when I see it all laid out on paper.
I would be mean, but I am nursing the mother of all flus. My bones ache and my throat hurts and it can't possibly be sexually related injuries or disease.
RE: I'm a Newb - eff - 03-03-2011
I started them but haven't nearly finished. Just thinking about it makes me want to drink.
Since you're sick I will not be mean and remark on the "sexually related disease".
RE: I'm a Newb - eff - 03-03-2011
This really is torture, not being able to see the rest of the board.
Am I in Hell?
RE: I'm a Newb - Cracker - 03-03-2011
Log out and you can save yourself.
RE: I'm a Newb - Donkeh - 03-03-2011
Don't log out! That's just what "they" want you to do.
Every time you log out of Mock, Lady Cop kills a baby.
Trust me on this...I've been logged in for over 72 straight hours.
RE: I'm a Newb - eff - 03-03-2011
The baby is gonna have to take one for the team, cause I'm logging out to read.
RE: I'm a Newb - Donkeh - 03-03-2011
(03-03-2011, 11:09 PM)eff Wrote: The baby is gonna have to take one for the team, cause I'm logging out to read.
You have blood on your hands, dude.
Baby blood.
RE: I'm a Newb - Fibonacci Prima - 03-03-2011
Omg. Sick baby killing fuckers.
Did anyone mention the substantial penalty for premature logging out?
No?
Hahahahaaaaa!
RE: I'm a Newb - Maggot - 03-03-2011
(03-03-2011, 10:40 PM)eff Wrote: Oh and I might be getting fucked in the ass with a 2x4 by the IRS. We shall see once I add up all these receipts.
Trips to the 7⁄11 do not count as "business expenses" just as dog food does not count as "charity". But you may get away with drugs and alcohol as a "medical expense". Go to Wisconsin and see a doctor for a prescription. I hear they give them out on the street.
RE: I'm a Newb - IMaDick - 03-03-2011
(03-03-2011, 11:17 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Omg. Sick baby killing fuckers.
Did anyone mention the substantial penalty for premature logging out?
No?
Hahahahaaaaa!
here is the forumula for figuring the penalty.
GCD(Fn, Fm) = FGCD(n,m).
RE: I'm a Newb - Cracker - 03-03-2011
The F should be squared. And that's a fucked up formula.
RE: I'm a Newb - Maggot - 03-03-2011
Consider the source or sauce whatever floats the dingy.
RE: I'm a Newb - IMaDick - 03-03-2011
(03-03-2011, 11:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: The F should be squared. And that's a fucked up formula.
It wouldn't look nearly as fucked if you knew what the fuck you were talking about.
fibonacci primary, you figure it out.
RE: I'm a Newb - Fibonacci Prima - 03-03-2011
Shit. First time I got 42. Then eleventy. Last time I got a fish.
Fuck this. I need a drink.
(sadly I truly am working it out.)
RE: I'm a Newb - Cracker - 03-03-2011
(03-03-2011, 11:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(03-03-2011, 11:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: The F should be squared. And that's a fucked up formula.
It wouldn't look nearly as fucked if you knew what the fuck you were talking about.
fibonacci primary, you figure it out.
Should I begin by saying equations have equal signs (and operations are always a plus), or just let it go?