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Batmans new sidekick..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-08-2011

......is a Muslim.

Nightrunner is a crime fighting Algerian Sunni Muslim patrolling the streets of France.

He is a gymnast and expert in Parkour (urban free running).




RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - username - 03-08-2011

Holy molars!


RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - Maggot - 03-08-2011

It must suck in the middle of a fight that he has to stop and face Mecca. Hopefully he never has to face "The Green Ham" Does he have a slingshot and a bag of "stones"?


RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - Cracker - 03-08-2011

Did Robin die?


RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - BlueTiki - 03-09-2011

(03-08-2011, 03:46 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: ......is a Muslim.

Nightrunner is a crime fighting Algerian Sunni Muslim patrolling the streets of France.

He is a gymnast and expert in Parkour (urban free running).

Holy Shiite, Batman! There goes the right-wing vote!

Male Gymnast = Homo.


RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - Maggot - 03-09-2011

They are no longer called towel-heads. Todays proper phrase is sheet-heads. Religious whackos the lot of em.
Is it a religion? Is it a political party? Is it a lunchmeat?


RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-09-2011

(03-08-2011, 08:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: Did Robin die?

Which one?, there have been five Robins.

The latest, Damian Wayne is Bruce Waynes son.




RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - Cracker - 03-09-2011

I haven't read a DC comic in years.

Go Batman! This is the newest Robin's mom (also known as the Bat cave hahaha):
[Image: Talia.jpg]




RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - Maggot - 03-09-2011

All the good comics are dead and along with the good pen&ink, coloration guys, the script has been corrupted.
Today computer generated zombies is the norm and truth, justice has become a laughable collaboration of the new P.C. culture and politicalism. Is Robins mother a distraction? Has the basic message become distorted? Is the rehash of solid stories now taboo? Or has originality run its coarse.

Next on comic headlines: Do these tights look gross on me?
By
Charles Sheen




RE: Batmans new sidekick..... - Cynical Ninja - 03-10-2011

Batman was always kind of PC, no killing the bad guys, no guns.