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Probably Doing This Wrong - TxninME - 03-22-2011

Ok, I'm sure y'all are tired of hearing the same ol' bullshit, but, yes, I'm "new", and I'm scared to death I'm not doing this right and will get a tongue lashing! I absolutely love LC and Duchess(I've been a lurking guest on the JC/LS since page 1) and think y'all are two of the wittiest most articulate women I've seen in a long time. And, I'm a female so I swear I'm not a pervert . Not kissing ass either. I've just really enjoyed reading on a forum where you don't have to worry about all the PC crap! And, I've definitely looked at other threads and like the fact that I'm able to get insight from an LE perspective because of Lady Cop. So, basically, I'd like to be a member and be able to post and I promise to try my hardest not to post anything idiotic!


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - eye.of.my - 03-22-2011

(03-22-2011, 11:40 PM)TxninME Wrote: Ok, I'm sure y'all are tired of hearing the same ol' bullshit, but, yes, I'm "new", and I'm scared to death I'm not doing this right and will get a tongue lashing! I absolutely love LC and Duchess(I've been a lurking guest on the JC/LS since page 1) and think y'all are two of the wittiest most articulate women I've seen in a long time. And, I'm a female so I swear I'm not a pervert . Not kissing ass either. I've just really enjoyed reading on a forum where you don't have to worry about all the PC crap! And, I've definitely looked at other threads and like the fact that I'm able to get insight from an LE perspective because of Lady Cop. So, basically, I'd like to be a member and be able to post and I promise to try my hardest not to post anything idiotic!

Nope you did just fine. Threw yourself out there to the scavengers lurking for naive newbies as yourself.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Cracker - 03-22-2011

(03-22-2011, 11:43 PM)eye.of.my Wrote: Nope you did just fine. Threw yourself out there to the scavengers lurking for naive newbies as yourself.

Who the fuck are you?

I think your perspective is skewed. We are the members, you get the leftovers. That would make you the scavenger.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - username - 03-22-2011

(03-22-2011, 11:40 PM)TxninME Wrote: Ok, I'm sure y'all are tired of hearing the same ol' bullshit, but, yes, I'm "new", and I'm scared to death I'm not doing this right and will get a tongue lashing! I absolutely love LC and Duchess(I've been a lurking guest on the JC/LS since page 1) and think y'all are two of the wittiest most articulate women I've seen in a long time. And, I'm a female so I swear I'm not a pervert . Not kissing ass either. I've just really enjoyed reading on a forum where you don't have to worry about all the PC crap! And, I've definitely looked at other threads and like the fact that I'm able to get insight from an LE perspective because of Lady Cop. So, basically, I'd like to be a member and be able to post and I promise to try my hardest not to post anything idiotic!

Your only mistake was not including me (username) in your love fest, "wittiest, most articulate women" praise.

I will not be ignored....Smiley_emoticons_fies




RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Cracker - 03-22-2011

(03-22-2011, 11:40 PM)TxninME Wrote: I promise to try my hardest not to post anything idiotic!

Good for you. Welcome to Mock. LC isn't around this evening, but I'm sure she'll be sweet to you when she sees this.

Even odds with the Duchess. If she is in the mood for platitudes, you're all good.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - username - 03-23-2011

(03-22-2011, 11:57 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-22-2011, 11:40 PM)TxninME Wrote: I promise to try my hardest not to post anything idiotic!

Good for you. Welcome to Mock. LC isn't around this evening, but I'm sure she'll be sweet to you when she sees this.

I'm getting cavities just thinking about it.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - eye.of.my - 03-23-2011

(03-22-2011, 11:54 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-22-2011, 11:43 PM)eye.of.my Wrote: Nope you did just fine. Threw yourself out there to the scavengers lurking for naive newbies as yourself.

Who the fuck are you?

I think your perspective is skewed. We are the members, you get the leftovers. That would make you the scavenger.

I see someones panties are in a bunch today.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - TxninME - 03-23-2011



Good for you. Welcome to Mock. LC isn't around this evening, but I'm sure she'll be sweet to you when she sees this.

Even odds with the Duchess. If she is in the mood for platitudes, you're all good.
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Whew! Cracker, you were very kind in your reply, and I was scared of you the most after seeing some of your banter with other members. And, Username, give me some time to read some of your stuff, and I'll be kissin your ass too! Thanks for the welcome, that wasn't bad like I had expected.



RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Lady Cop - 03-23-2011

you didn't post your crime theories in the newbie intro Notworthy . you also didn't send me a whiney-ass email where i am supposed to guess your username. so you get a hall pass.

welcome to Mock. Smiley_emoticons_smile

i like your state a lot.



RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - TxninME - 03-23-2011

(03-23-2011, 05:34 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you didn't post your crime theories in the newbie intro Notworthy . you also didn't send me a whiney-ass email where i am supposed to guess your username. so you get a hall pass.

welcome to Mock. Smiley_emoticons_smile

i like your state a lot.

Thank you, LC. I'm a transplant from Texas, so I like my state a lot when the snow starts melting. Thanks for the welcome!


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Middle Finger - 03-23-2011

Whatever, bitches. Whatever.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Fibonacci Prima - 03-23-2011

Excuse me. Being female does not exempt one from being a pervert. Please work on that and get back to me. Being from Texas exempts you from nothing. Have a tamale and go fix your oil well. Mine too, while you're at it.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Cracker - 03-23-2011

(03-23-2011, 12:32 AM)TxninME Wrote: Whew! Cracker, you were very kind in your reply, and I was scared of you the most after seeing some of your banter with other members. And, Username, give me some time to read some of your stuff, and I'll be kissin your ass too! Thanks for the welcome, that wasn't bad like I had expected.

Never, ever worry about what people say to you online. You don't have to deal with us in real life, so if we make you mad, just curse us. You can do that on FaceBook, too.



RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Fibonacci Prima - 03-23-2011

Cracker said the F word.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Cracker - 03-23-2011

Oh, no!

I'm a waste of religious education.


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - Fibonacci Prima - 03-23-2011

I blame facebook


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - IMaDick - 03-23-2011

(03-23-2011, 12:32 AM)TxninME Wrote: Good for you. Welcome to Mock. LC isn't around this evening, but I'm sure she'll be sweet to you when she sees this.

Even odds with the Duchess. If she is in the mood for platitudes, you're all good.

Quote: Whew! Cracker, you were very kind in your reply, and I was scared of you the most after seeing some of your banter with other members. And, Username, give me some time to read some of your stuff, and I'll be kissin your ass too! Thanks for the welcome, that wasn't bad like I had expected.

Ewwww an admitted ass kisser and usernames none the less, you do know that username doesn't shower very often? In fact I have never heard her say that she showers ever.

I wonder if this would be deleted from the JC/LS thread if it was copied over there?






RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - username - 03-23-2011

(03-23-2011, 06:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ewwww an admitted ass kisser and usernames none the less, you do know that username doesn't shower very often? In fact I have never heard her say that she showers ever.

Strange. I must have missed the "what is your daily personal hygiene?" thread. 86






RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - TxninME - 03-23-2011

(03-23-2011, 09:38 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Excuse me. Being female does not exempt one from being a pervert. Please work on that and get back to me. Being from Texas exempts you from nothing. Have a tamale and go fix your oil well. Mine too, while you're at it.

Being from Texas only means I'm more intelligent than half the people on here. Also, can't stand tamales so you'll have to use that line on someone else. Thanks for the recommendations though!


RE: Probably Doing This Wrong - IMaDick - 03-23-2011

(03-23-2011, 07:55 PM)username Wrote:
(03-23-2011, 06:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ewwww an admitted ass kisser and usernames none the less, you do know that username doesn't shower very often? In fact I have never heard her say that she showers ever.

Strange. I must have missed the "what is your daily personal hygiene?" thread. 86

OP Junior,

Now is not the time for you to try and make it seem that you have a daily hygene regiment just so the newbie will continue to kiss your ass.

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