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Who/What gets you on your knees? - Cracker - 04-02-2011

Take this quiz and post your top two or three results:

http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx

I'm a relative Buddhist. If I could be nice to all other people, I might achieve enlightenment. As I am a total smartass, boddhisattva is not in my near future.

I don't feel the need for a reminder-god. I know I am supposed to be nice to others. I just forget sometimes. Or the ornery overrides my compassionate side.

What are you? Care to share?

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - kitty1 - 04-02-2011

Got half way through the quiz and service died. Does that mean I'm going to Hell? Try again later.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Cracker - 04-02-2011

No, it means the Christians are needing an immediate affirmation of their faith and can't wait 'til Sunday.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - kitty1 - 04-02-2011

(04-02-2011, 02:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: No, it means the Christians are needing an immediate affirmation of their faith and can't wait 'til Sunday.
hah



RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Duchess - 04-02-2011



100% Reform Judaism. hah



RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Cracker - 04-02-2011

Hahaha @ Duchess. That cracked me up. Don't tell your Monsignor.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Duchess - 04-02-2011



Unitarian Universalism ran a close second at 95%. Hahaha! This is so funny to me.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Cynical Ninja - 04-02-2011

1 - Secular Humanism
2 - NonTheist

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - username - 04-02-2011

Unitarian Universalism
Liberal Quakers 2nd hahaha.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - sally - 04-02-2011

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (97%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (92%)


RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - IMaDick - 04-02-2011

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (82%)


RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - sally - 04-02-2011

Here's a lovely picture of me and Dick practicing witch craft.

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RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - sally - 04-02-2011

That test is bullshit lol.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - sally - 04-02-2011

stupid double post

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Cracker - 04-02-2011

(04-02-2011, 06:02 PM)sally Wrote: stupid double post

Only a witch can make a double post on Mock.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Cracker - 04-02-2011

(04-02-2011, 05:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: 1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)

Maybe Jesus isn't your homeboy...

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - IMaDick - 04-02-2011

(04-02-2011, 06:39 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(04-02-2011, 05:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: 1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)

Maybe Jesus isn't your homeboy...

Don't kid yourself, the little test only works if you practice Christian values and tell the truth.





RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Cracker - 04-02-2011

(04-02-2011, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(04-02-2011, 06:39 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(04-02-2011, 05:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: 1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (90%)

Maybe Jesus isn't your homeboy...

Don't kid yourself, the little test only works if you practice Christian values and tell the truth.

I know there is a fallacy in this statement somewhere. Let me think on it for a bit.

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - Mohammed - 04-03-2011

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (95%)
4. Reform Judaism (94%)
5. Baha'i Faith (90%)
6. Sikhism (76%)
7. Neo-Pagan (75%)
8. New Age (70%)
9. New Thought (67%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (67%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (64%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (62%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)
15. Secular Humanism (61%)
16. Islam (58%)
17. Scientology (56%)
18. Jainism (54%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (52%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
21. Taoism (46%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (45%)
23. Nontheist (40%)
24. Hinduism (39%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (33%)
26. Roman Catholic (33%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)


Oh my, if my mother ever finds out I'm gonna be in some real trouble!

RE: Who/What gets you on your knees? - curious - 04-03-2011

Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
Unitarian Universalism (99%)
Liberal Quakers (94%)
Neo-Pagan (80%)
Baha'i Faith (78%)
Theravada Buddhism (77%)
Mahayana Buddhism (76%)
New Age (75%)
Reform Judaism (72%)
Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (72%)
New Thought (70%)
Secular Humanism (63%)
Taoism (62%)
Scientology (59%)
Orthodox Quaker (58%)
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)
Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (50%)
Orthodox Judaism (50%)
Jainism (46%)
Nontheist (45%)
Sikhism (45%)
Islam (42%)
Hinduism (37%)
Jehovah's Witness (35%)
Seventh Day Adventist (31%)
Eastern Orthodox (24%)
Roman Catholic (24%)

Discombobulation (110%)