Some Famous Person Died - Printable Version

Some Famous Person Died - Printable Version

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- The Antagonist - 06-27-2009

For some reason we should just all refer to this when a celeb dies - it'll save us the aggravation of listening to endless bullshit media coverage. This sums it up nicely and accurately.

- LuMPyPussy - 06-27-2009

Yeah, that about covers it.

- QueenBee - 06-27-2009

whoever wrote that got it right.

- Lady Cop - 06-27-2009

but...but...where's geraldo??

- QueenBee - 06-27-2009

jackboots Wrote:but...but...where's geraldo??

- LKTraz - 06-27-2009

jackboots Wrote:but...but...where's geraldo??

Oh......Jerry Rivers?

- Maggot - 06-27-2009

I'm kinda happy that I have not watched the Boob-tube for a few days. Or read any papers or checked the net ...........I have started screwing around w/tea leaves though........never mind, that's not tea. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

.......stupid talking Margaritas. ::banana::

- SyberBitch - 06-29-2009

Maggot Wrote:I'm kinda happy that I have not watched the Boob-tube for a few days. Or read any papers or checked the net ...........I have started screwing around w/tea leaves though........never mind, that's not tea........stupid talking Margaritas. ::banana::

I've just had an epiphany that Maggot is pretty much blitzed out of his mind high all the time. With that knowledge, his posts begin to make more sense.

- Link Hayes - 07-03-2009

HA HA Ha!!::haha::

No wonder you hate me Skippy!! You got a problem with everyone whos got a better life than you.. Usually the case with the poor and talentless... Reply after you've stopped crying...

I'm crying too.. FROM LAUGHING AT YOU! hahaha!!!::banana::

- The Antagonist - 07-03-2009

And you got this idea I hate you why?

And from what do you get that I have a problem with anyone YOU perceive to have a better life than me? Where do you figure my life sucks?

Are you just upset that I am not crying like a little bitch, like you, over some famous person I do not know, never will know nor care enough about because they have not affected my life in any way, shape or form?

You are one sad and pathetic delusional little boy.

- OnBendedKnee - 07-03-2009

Link's mama was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Link."

When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Link," mama said.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.

"Oh, den I uses the last names."