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If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
events, I ended up at your house and would only be there for one night, What would be the one thing that you would think that I would like to do, how the fuck would you entertain me for one night?
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Maggot - 04-23-2011
I bet if I sprinkled a bag of quarters into the pool you would not resurface.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Maggot - 04-23-2011
But, I like you Dick and would Gaff you out.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Lady Cop - 04-23-2011
i'd let Dickie break down and clean all my guns, then i'd let him take me for some fresh local seafood. then i'd let him build a fire in the fireplace and curl up and sleep on the rug in front of the fire to keep warm. in the morning he could feed the turkeys and weed the garden.
see, i'm nice. i wouldn't even tase him once.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
(04-23-2011, 08:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: I bet if I sprinkled a bag of quarters into the pool you would not resurface.
Silver quarters and a bottle of tequila at the bottom of the pool would be fun.
It would bring back memories of diving for drinks when I was a kid.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
(04-23-2011, 09:00 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'd let Dickie break down and clean all my guns, then i'd let him take me for some fresh local seafood. then i'd let him build a fire in the fireplace and curl up and sleep on the rug in front of the fire to keep warm. in the morning he could feed the turkeys and weed the garden.
see, i'm nice. i wouldn't even tase him once.
Do you think you could keep me on the rug with anything less than a taser?
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Lady Cop - 04-23-2011
woof woof stay on the rug, good boy 
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Maggot - 04-23-2011
If I replace <taze> with <taste> it all makes sense.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - username - 04-23-2011
I'd probably call the cops if you landed on my doorstep, but reality aside...
You're a somewhat healthy, male, right? If so, I know the solution(s) to this puzzle! I win!
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Maggot - 04-23-2011
(04-23-2011, 09:28 PM)username Wrote: I'd probably call the cops if you landed on my doorstep, but reality aside...
You're a somewhat healthy, male, right? If so, I know the solution(s) to this puzzle! I win!
You would kick Dick in the nuts? Shame on you!
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
(04-23-2011, 09:28 PM)username Wrote: I'd probably call the cops if you landed on my doorstep, but reality aside...
You're a somewhat healthy, male, right? If so, I know the solution(s) to this puzzle! I win!
:O
That's why I said "inexplicable". I let you win.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Fibonacci Prima - 04-23-2011
I'd tell you to get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and get dinner on the damn table.
Or we could prank call OP til the wee hours.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
I don't think OP's dad will let him get calls past 8, I would be into cooking as long as you buy what I ask for.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Fibonacci Prima - 04-23-2011
Grass fed sirloin, or tiger prawns. Those are the current choices.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
(04-23-2011, 10:37 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Grass fed sirloin, or tiger prawns. Those are the current choices.
I was thinking Shrimp Cocktails and Cesar salad for appetizers, Prime rib and Steamed asparagus,Twice Baked potatoes as the main course, with Rum cake and mint sherbert for desert? it's pretty tough to get in any meaningful conversation in the time it takes to cook prawns or sirloin.
Oh well may be next time I get inexplicably stranded at your house you will be better prepared.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Fibonacci Prima - 04-23-2011
What? No crown roast?
I've always wanted to cook one just to say I had. And beef Wellington.
Love steamed asparagus!! Now I'm going to have to go get some...
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Maggot - 04-23-2011
Ever been clamming Dick?
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
(04-23-2011, 10:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: Ever been clamming Dick?
Yep, I used to do the razor clams all the time along the oregon coast, we also got a lot of butter clams and mussels.
those and dungeness crab.
I had a great fishing spot that almost always produced a few cabezon also.
we had some really good meals on the beach.
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - Maggot - 04-23-2011
Yeah I missed out last year, every stinkin weekend ....redtide bla,bla. 12.00 for the license but what good is it if it's always closed? Did you have to get a license or was it free?
RE: If by some inexplicable series of - IMaDick - 04-23-2011
Clamming was free, so was crabbing, but to fish with a rod I had to have a license, it was worth it, the salmon came into the mouth of the chetco river so did the stealhead, sea trout,flounder,snapper,and perch were plentiful.
If you feel like looking around where I was going ,look for brookings and harbor oregon, I always fished the south jetty at harbor. I fished behind the old mill in brookings, the old pilings for the lumber barges were still there, made for excellent crabbing secluded to, not many if any tourists knew about it or even how to get there.