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Happy Easter to the faithful - Cracker - 04-24-2011
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I admire the Christian spirit.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Duchess - 04-24-2011
Thank you! Happy Easter to you too, sweetness!
I'm not particularly religious but I am spiritual.
I'm cooking today.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Cracker - 04-24-2011
Hahaha! I'm cooking, too.
You are faithful. You never deny your faith. I wouldn't call you "churchy," but you are definitely faithful.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2011
I'm faithful.........
.........In the fact that Easter was an ancient Pagan Spring fertility rite that Christianity stole for itself.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Duchess - 04-24-2011
(04-24-2011, 10:18 AM)Cracker Wrote: You never deny your faith.
A bolt of lightening would strike me dead if I did.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - WolfHouse - 04-24-2011
Poor bunnies....
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Luke Warmwater - 04-24-2011
and he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew.....
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - IMaDick - 04-24-2011
Hi Luke, Hows the therapy going? still having those vivid story book delusions I see.
Hang in there buddy.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Luke Warmwater - 04-24-2011
well, a story book it is...written for the feeble-minded and infirm unable to face life on their own two feet.
sounds like you're off the wagon again...does you sponser know?
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2011
Leave dick alone, he's perfectly content with his bible, bottle of Jim Beam and his gun.
It's the uniform of choice for the stylish shit kicker.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - username - 04-24-2011
I just got back from church.
It's a wonder I didn't burst in to flame walking in to the sanctuary.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Cracker - 04-24-2011
I have decided on religious tolerance. Anything that makes you want to be a better person is now approved in Cracker's book. Except for the crazy-sect religions and the self-serving ones.
List of Approved Religious Sects
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - JsMom - 04-24-2011
Happy Easter to all the real christian Mockers. Have a safe and Happy day. While praising God!
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Luke Warmwater - 04-24-2011
for many it isn't to be a better person, it's to keep up the appearance that you are...hence the hypocrisy. jmho
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - IMaDick - 04-24-2011
(04-24-2011, 03:50 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: for many it isn't to be a better person, it's to keep up the appearance that you are...hence the hypocrisy. jmho
and for those without, it's a jealous rage and an attempt to cheapen the experience and joy of those whose faith stands out in a crowd.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Luke Warmwater - 04-24-2011
well.............
save me baby jesus....the only rage I feel is when I'm trying to get around a grocery store with all these cocksuckers after they are released from the sunday sermons.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2011
I am jealous of people who genuinely believe Jewish zombies, heavenly trumpets, and talking snakes are real.
The same way I am jealous of people who genuinely believe they are Napoleon Bonaparte.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Cracker - 04-24-2011
(04-24-2011, 03:50 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: for many it isn't to be a better person, it's to keep up the appearance that you are...hence the hypocrisy. jmho
This is an Easter MIRACLE! (Another Easter Miracle, I guess.)
I agree.
I can't fault people for trying to improve themselves or their lot. I think it is entirely morbid to focus on the final reward (Heaven after death), but not all folks are in it for the streets of gold. Some people truly do try to learn the Jesus lessons. That is worthwhile undertaking.
The message is a good one. The failing may be in the execution for some folks.
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Cracker - 04-24-2011
(04-24-2011, 04:06 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: the only rage I feel is when I'm trying to get around a grocery store with all these cocksuckers after they are released from the sunday sermons.
Go while they are still receiving the Word. That's what I do. While the Kingdom of Heaven is being unveiled before them, I am picking out vegetables.
Do you ever feel badly for bagging on other people's closest-held beliefs?
RE: Happy Easter to the faithful - Maggot - 04-24-2011
Easter reminds me not to be afraid of death and to live each day as if it is the last. I also see that religious folks are the most kind and happy folks I have ever meet. The words of Jesus are as important if not more so in this day and age. Who can deny that?