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Everyone should own a gun.... - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
....for protection and possibly for suicide.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-should-own-a-gun-for-protection-and-possi,11324/
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Duchess - 04-30-2011
If someone is so weak that they feel they can't deal with what they are going through then they have every right to blow their brains out. Suicide is the ultimate selfish act. I don't feel pity or compassion for the person who chooses to do that, I save it for the people who are left to deal with the mess.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Duchess - 04-30-2011
Okay...so I sound a little mean but everyone should know it's not the guns fault, it's the person who is in possession of the gun.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
You didn't sound mean Duchess, If a gun is not used it's carbon monoxide, or some other method.
It's stupid to blame an in-animate tool for the death of anyone.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
A gun is a weapon not a tool.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:14 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: A gun is a weapon not a tool.
stupid fucker
You let your bullshit override your common sense.a gun is a tool. just like a knife is a tool, just like a pitch fork is a tool and an axe is a tool.
all of them can be used as weapons but they are without a doubt tools.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:29 AM)IMaDick Wrote: stupid fucker
a gun is a tool. just like a knife is a tool, just like a pitch fork is a tool and an axe is a tool.
all of them can be used as weapons but they are without a doubt tools.
You can use a gun to shoot things and............that's it.
Seeing as you like dictionary's so much let's check out the word gun shall we dickhead?
1. A weapon consisting of a metal tube from which a projectile is fired at high velocity into a relatively flat trajectory.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gun
Dickhead dick the dictionary denier.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Duchess - 04-30-2011
As much as I would like to support Dick
...I believe a gun is a weapon & not a tool whereas an axe or a pitchfork is a tool that can be used as a weapon.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
Nice try, a gun is a tool. it does nothing on it's own. it only functions when it is powered by a person.
just like a cresent wrench.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
Duchess the gun was designed to be used as a weapon, but it is still a tool.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:39 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Nice try, a gun is a tool.
Quoting from a dictionary to categorically prove you are talking shit is a "nice try"?!
"Nice try dictionary!, I don't take no notice of them learnin books!"
A gun IS a weapon.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gun
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:41 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Duchess the gun was designed to be used as a weapon, but it is still a tool.
No it isn't. it's a weapon.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gun
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
Yes, a tool designed to be used as a weapon.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Cynical Ninja - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:54 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Yes, a tool designed to be used as a weapon.
Nope, a weapon designed to be used as a weapon.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gun
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - thekid65 - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 10:09 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You didn't sound mean Duchess, If a gun is not used it's carbon monoxide, or some other method.
Got me to thinking....If I were to off myself...it would never be by using a gun.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Duchess - 04-30-2011
You're not a weak man, Kid, so that will never be an issue for you.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - kitty1 - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 11:12 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Got me to thinking....If I were to off myself...it would never be by using a gun.
After viewing a few of these pics, I wouldn't use a gun either.
http://www.bestgore.com
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - IMaDick - 04-30-2011
If you think the pics are bad you should smell the smell, to this day I can tell if someone died in a house by gunshot suicide, the smell never leaves.
twice I not only was on scene with the suicide, but I also ended up with the floorcovering contracts to replace the carpets in the houses.
even after cleaning,painting and new carpet the house still had the smell.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Freshbait78 - 04-30-2011
(04-30-2011, 03:25 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If you think the pics are bad you should smell the smell, to this day I can tell if someone died in a house by gunshot suicide, the smell never leaves.
twice I not only was on scene with the suicide, but I also ended up with the floorcovering contracts to replace the carpets in the houses.
even after cleaning,painting and new carpet the house still had the smell.
That's interesting
My dad shot himself with a sawed off shotgun.... no smell & no mess left behind. Unbelievable really but completely true.
RE: Everyone should own a gun.... - Maggot - 04-30-2011
It's the oil cans...........
He HATES these oil cans!!!!!