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CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Cynical Ninja - 05-03-2011

The CIA has in fact learned that Osama Bin Laden did in fact escape the US raid badly wounded!, he has been smuggled out of Pakistan. He is believed to have changed his name to Ivor Bin Shot.


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Fibonacci Prima - 05-03-2011

and he's now taking up with katie price....


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - username - 05-03-2011

I saw him! He was behind the counter at my local 7-11! Bastard heals quickly.


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Cynical Ninja - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 02:56 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: and he's now taking up with katie price....

Katie Price would fuck satan if it would get her some publicity.




RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Lady Cop - 05-03-2011

i told you all sunday night...he's playing vegas.

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RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Fibonacci Prima - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 03:04 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(05-03-2011, 02:56 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: and he's now taking up with katie price....

Katie Price would fuck satan if it would get her some publicity.

At least she puts a shirt on once in a while. That Jordan, on the other hand..perfect match for zombiesama.


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Duchess - 05-03-2011



Who the hell is Katie Price?



RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Cynical Ninja - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 03:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Who the hell is Katie Price?

A talentless orange skinned bitch, a so called "celebrity", the artist formerly known as Jordan.




RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Duchess - 05-03-2011



I've never heard of her...does that make me uncool?



RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Fibonacci Prima - 05-03-2011

Or perhaps the lovely "glamour model", Jodie Marsh...[Image: jodie-louisa-marsh-an.jpg]


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Midwest Spy - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never heard of her...does that make me uncool?

Google 'the sun'. The first option you get is the the U.K. Sun newspaper. All the dirt in the U.K. and worldwide. She's a former Page 3 girl I believe. Mmmmmmmm, Page 3 girls!!!


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Cynical Ninja - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never heard of her...does that make me uncool?

No it doesn't.

Katie Price is about as cool as platform shoes and beehive haircuts.



RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - BlueTiki - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 04:26 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Katie Price is about as cool as platform shoes and beehive haircuts.

Your statement is an affront to a working "band", sir!

   


   


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Cynical Ninja - 05-03-2011

Love shack made me pray for immediate and complete nuclear armageddon.


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Duchess - 05-03-2011



How about Radar Love?



RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Cynical Ninja - 05-03-2011

Apart from Love Shack and the lead singer bitch singing on REM's Shiny Happy People the B52's didn't really feature in the British charts at all.


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Lady Cop - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 04:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

How about Radar Love?

i loved that song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ4EID2hjxY




RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Duchess - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 05:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i loved that song!


Me too, I have happy memories attached to it & they all come back whenever I hear it. The first thing that comes to mind is being shitfaced in a farmers field partying with my friends. I can picture myself dancing around chugging from a wine bottle, the more things change the more things stay the same.





RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Fibonacci Prima - 05-03-2011

Rock Lobster! Down! Down!


I'm fine. Why do you ask?


RE: CIA - "Osama escaped!!!!!!!" - Cynical Ninja - 05-03-2011

(05-03-2011, 05:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: The first thing that comes to mind is being shitfaced in a farmers field partying with my friends. I can picture myself dancing around chugging from a wine bottle.

Or as Duchess calls them "weekdays",