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Gas - Maggot - 05-15-2011

Is gas really $8.50 a gal. in Limey land? Smiley_emoticons_shocked I know they use litres over there. Should the U.S. start using pints like the grocery store does with ice cream? Would it fool anyone? Please discuss using ALL your fingers.


RE: Gas - Cracker - 05-15-2011

Limey Land is Little. They don't use as much gas as the average American. They can get away with that shit. You would drive off into the ocean before you run out of gas...


RE: Gas - Lady Cop - 05-15-2011

English bulldogs have a lot of gas due to their facial deformities that cause them to struggle to breathe (brachycephalic, elongated soft palates, stenotic nares, hypoplastic tracheas) resulting in gulping and swallowing a lot of air. It all ends up coming out the other end. There's really not much to do about it.

this puppy is only $1895.



RE: Gas - Maggot - 05-15-2011

hah Yeah right..........just what I need, a dog with a gas problem! hah


RE: Gas - Carsman - 05-15-2011

If you could get that dog's gas to run our cars, then you would become a gazillionaire! hah


RE: Gas - IMaDick - 05-15-2011

Maggot, socialised medicine is the answer to our low gas prices.


RE: Gas - Maggot - 05-15-2011

(05-15-2011, 06:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Maggot, socialised medicine is the answer to our low gas prices.

Great!.... Free ambulance rides to work! :B


RE: Gas - Maggot - 05-15-2011

(05-15-2011, 06:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Maggot, socialised medicine is the answer to our low gas prices.

On second thought. I heard a poignant statement today: "California is more socialistic than France is now" I forget who said it though.


RE: Gas - Mohammed - 05-16-2011

Yep, it is hitting 10US$ the .... ahem, gal.

That's why you folks create all that shit in the middle east, so you can increase your general buttock size.


RE: Gas - Duchess - 05-16-2011

(05-16-2011, 07:11 AM)Mohammed Wrote: That's why you folks create all that shit in the middle east, so you can increase your general buttock size.


Damn...all this time I thought it was because the people in charge didn't know enough to mind their own fuckin' business.





RE: Gas - Cynical Ninja - 05-16-2011

(05-15-2011, 07:54 PM)Maggot Wrote: On second thought. I heard a poignant statement today: "California is more socialistic than France is now" I forget who said it though.

France has the best healthcare on the planet, maybe California now has the best healthcare in America.


RE: Gas - Cynical Ninja - 05-16-2011

(05-15-2011, 06:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Maggot, socialised medicine is the answer to our low gas prices.

Yeah going bankrupt if you get seriously ill is a small price to pay for cheap petrol asshat.




RE: Gas - IMaDick - 05-16-2011

380.00 a month is what i'm paying now in gas thats 4 tanks a month, if gas was 1.00 a gallon the same four tanks would cost 100.00 a month , I could afford a great healthcare plan with my savings.

I don't need the government to take my money and waste it for me, I can do that all by myself if I want to.

you on the other hand haven't a clue how shit actually works because you're fucked in the head.


RE: Gas - Cynical Ninja - 05-16-2011

(05-16-2011, 11:28 AM)IMaDick Wrote: 380.00 a month is what i'm paying now in gas thats 4 tanks a month, if gas was 1.00 a gallon the same four tanks would cost 100.00 a month , I could afford a great healthcare plan with my savings.

I don't need the government to take my money and waste it for me, I can do that all by myself if I want to.

you on the other hand haven't a clue how shit actually works because you're fucked in the head.

Now now dick it's not my fault I get better healthcare than you do at a mere fraction of the price.

I know for a fact if I get seriously ill there will be no bill or debts or bankruptcy involved, can you say the same?

hahTwat

Better start working on that "muscled frame" of yours to avoid the procedures and surgeries you can't afford.




RE: Gas - IMaDick - 05-16-2011

Thanks for the update from shit bird central.




RE: Gas - Cynical Ninja - 05-16-2011

(05-16-2011, 12:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Thanks for the update from shit bird central.

And thanks to you for once again not being able to reply to any points I have made with anything compelling, credible or clever as usual.



RE: Gas - IMaDick - 05-16-2011

Replied and answered.

You just didn't understand it, not my problem.


RE: Gas - Duchess - 05-16-2011



All we know is how much you pay to fill up your pickup every month.



RE: Gas - IMaDick - 05-16-2011

I hope OP wiped his ass good this morning.


RE: Gas - IMaDick - 05-16-2011

(05-16-2011, 11:28 AM)IMaDick Wrote: 380.00 a month is what i'm paying now in gas thats 4 tanks a month, if gas was 1.00 a gallon the same four tanks would cost 100.00 a month , I could afford a great healthcare plan with my savings.

I don't need the government to take my money and waste it for me, I can do that all by myself if I want to.

you on the other hand haven't a clue how shit actually works because you're fucked in the head.