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Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - QueenBee - 05-17-2011
Apparently some asshole out there is putting up posters and signs all over reminding us that the world is coming to an end this Saturday. There will be "rolling earthquakes" moving west bound from the international date line. Here is a linky to the article.
http://www.dailyrecord.com/article/20110514/NJNEWS/305140015/The-end-world-near-again-Saturday
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
I wonder how many born agains have their head tucked between their legs ready to kiss their asses goodbye?
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - QueenBee - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 11:24 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I wonder how many born agains have their head tucked between their legs ready to kiss their asses goodbye?
I consider myself a Christian...but not to this extreme. I just hope the end does not come until after the plans I have for the morning.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - sdtay - 05-17-2011
I believe the Bible is very clear about stating that Nobody will know the time of his coming - this would make these people big ole' fat hypocrites!
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 12:33 PM)sdtay Wrote: I believe the Bible is very clear about stating that Nobody will know the time of his coming - this would make these people big ole' fat hypocrites!
The bible is also very clear about stating a snake can talk and instructing you to beat your slaves with a stick.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - IMaDick - 05-17-2011
And the bible is also clear about casting your pearls to the swine. and that the hard hearts of the decieved will not hear.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - username - 05-17-2011
The bible is the living, breathing Word of God.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - IMaDick - 05-17-2011
Living breathing inspired word of God.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Duchess - 05-17-2011
Amen
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 02:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: And the bible is also clear about casting your pearls to the swine. and that the hard hearts of the decieved will not hear.
The bible also says thou shalt not kill and thou shalt not bear false witness.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Living breathing inspired word of God.
The bible is an allegorical book of fables written by men who didn't understand the world around them.
It was also written to supress freedom and the inquisitive nature of man.
"So how does......?"
"God did it!, next silly question?"
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Living breathing inspired word of God.
Why do you ignore the ten commandments if you think the bible is the word of God?
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - IMaDick - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:15 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(05-17-2011, 03:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Living breathing inspired word of God.
The bible is an allegorical book of fables written by men who didn't understand the world around them.
It was also written to supress freedom and the inquisitive nature of man.
"So how does......?"
"God did it!, next silly question?"
The swine has spoken.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - IMaDick - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:17 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(05-17-2011, 03:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Living breathing inspired word of God.
Why do you ignore the ten commandments if you think the bible is the word of God?
The ten commandments? read the new testament.
The law of God was satisfied in Christ.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The swine has spoken.
I knew you wouldn't want to get into a proper theological debate because I would make you look like a complete fucking moron as usual.
I am a believers worst nightmare, an Atheist who probably knows the bible better than you do including all its huge contradictions and inconsistencies.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - IMaDick - 05-17-2011
OP, you can't even handle grace, there is no way in hell you could live with the law.
You have already said an eye for an eye would make the whole world blind, make up your fucking mind delusion boy, you don't get to play both sides.
You don't understand what I'm saying because you're decieved and decieved you will remain because you chose to not because you have to.
Theological debate with an atheist?
En kia ho Logos un Theos , start there mr. theologian.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The ten commandments? read the new testament.
The law of God was satisfied in Christ.
If you don't follow the ten commandmants you aren't a Christian plain and simple.
You have killed people in the execution of your duty as a cop and you frequently make up lies about me at mock.
That's two commandments broken, better start packing some asbestos underwear for the afterlife dipshit.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Duchess - 05-17-2011
I never talk about the bible with anyone. I interpret it my own way & God is cool with that.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Duchess - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:29 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: at mock.
That's Mock with a capital M.
Thanks!
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: because you chose to not because you have to.
Get back to me when you stop speaking in tongues god botherer.
Yes I believe an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, this makes me more like Jebus than you.