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HEY, DICK ~ - Duchess - 05-21-2011
We are all alone in Mock.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - trixie - 05-21-2011
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - IMaDick - 05-21-2011
Do you want to play doctor or something? No one will know.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - Duchess - 05-21-2011
I thought maybe we could play Preakness.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - thekid65 - 05-21-2011
Sorry to spoil this little tryst...threesome? I'm first...
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - IMaDick - 05-21-2011
Ugh, kid don't you have some gardening to do or something?
Just when Duchess and I were about to bond and play horsey you show up and screw it up.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - thekid65 - 05-21-2011
Sorry man..I guess I could go out and spray for weeds or something...should take about 10 min or so..will you be done by then? No worries on sloppy seconds, I'll just give it to her in the ass.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - IMaDick - 05-21-2011
You better find something to do for a few hours, what makes you think seconds will be available? you should may be count on 4ths or something around that number.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - thekid65 - 05-21-2011
By the looks of it, you best start wanking. I believe I've scared her off. That's what you asshats get for being "invisible Mockers". How da'fuck was I supposed to know? Room looked empty to me, when I walked in...
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - IMaDick - 05-21-2011
I think she is just cleaning the dust bunnies out from under the bed, changing the sheets, shopping for a new naughty nightie and cooking me a nice meal.
I hope she remembers that I drink vodka.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - Duchess - 05-21-2011
(05-21-2011, 03:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I hope she remembers that I drink vodka.
Is Absolut okay, sweetheart?
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - IMaDick - 05-21-2011
Absolut will work just fine, I hope you got some rest, it's going to be a long hard night.
RE: HEY, DICK ~ - Cynical Ninja - 05-21-2011
(05-21-2011, 02:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You better find something to do for a few hours.
Yeah thats how long it will take dick to find and stimulate her clit.
