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be prepared...tomorrow is THE RUPTURE! - Lady Cop - 05-22-2011
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nobody will escape THE RUPTURE!
RE: be prepared...tomorrow is THE RUPTURE! - username - 05-22-2011
WTH? Where do you come up with this stuff?
I'm pretty sure your brain has ruptured, LC.I like it.
RE: be prepared...tomorrow is THE RUPTURE! - IMaDick - 05-22-2011
LC, just keep it up sweetie.
RE: be prepared...tomorrow is THE RUPTURE! - Lady Cop - 05-22-2011
i was reading some Christian website about the rapture. they had an article about how to tell whether your teens were considering sex as an extracurricular activity. here is one way:
6) For boys, switching underwear styles: This may come as a surprise, but boys in the early stages of sexual prowling often make a shift from one underwear type to another. Some go from briefs to boxers to allow for easier access during oral copulation. Others select tighter pouch briefs, low-rise trunks, jockstraps or the homoeroticized Calvin Klein brand in an attempt to impress a potential mate with the firm, abundant shape of their private areas.
somehow i think the good Christian who was writing the article had an unhealthy interest in teens' 'firm, abundant private areas'.
a reader's reply:
Stephen,
This is an amazing primer for parents. There were several points that I hadn’t thought of. I’ve been preparing for the day when the grandkids begin experimenting with an ultraviolet light review of all their laundry. :O
Thanks so much for your investigation, you dear man.
Kind regards,
BB
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RE: be prepared...tomorrow is THE RUPTURE! - Duchess - 05-23-2011
(05-22-2011, 08:31 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: I’ve been preparing for the day when the grandkids begin experimenting with an ultraviolet light review of all their laundry. :O
I hope that nosy old bitch has her bank account hacked & all her money stolen, then I'd be grateful if she got a pc virus and couldn't afford to have it fixed. I want bad things to happen to all fucky people.
I am not a good Christian & if she is what one is then I hope I never am.