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This is the last fucking straw... - thekid65 - 05-23-2011
The WBC has stepped over the line. They've exceeded their boundaries..and they now, have pushed me to the limit. Either that, or we, as a forum... are now doomed. I can't help but wonder though... if they might be correct, and God may be the reason we just can't seem to find a decent host?
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RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Duchess - 05-23-2011
*gasp* God does not hate Mockers!
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - thekid65 - 05-23-2011
Are you sure? I mean...after all...the WBC is highly renowned for their compelling, and accurate statements/views.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Duchess - 05-23-2011
They don't know Mockers, God does. God thinks we are amusing & Mock keeps us all out of trouble. Idle hands are the devils workshop after all.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Cynical Ninja - 05-23-2011
I wonder where I can get one of those snazzy "GodHatesFags.com" T-shirts?
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Maggot - 05-23-2011
(05-23-2011, 05:29 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I wonder where I can get one of those snazzy "GodHatesFags.com" T-shirts?
You wear that and you will get your eyes scratched out.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - thekid65 - 05-23-2011
Knowing OP...he'd just drop trou, and bend over...as opposed to getting his eyes scratched out.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Cynical Ninja - 05-23-2011
(05-23-2011, 06:13 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Knowing OP...he'd just drop trou, and bend over...as opposed to getting his eyes scratched out.
Has your mommy abandonment issues made you hateful towards gays as well kid?
Maybe your real daddy was gay?, is that the reason?
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-23-2011
(05-23-2011, 05:29 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I wonder where I can get one of those snazzy "GodHatesFags.com" T-shirts?
I think IMaDick and Glenn Beck are in talks to sell them online.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - thekid65 - 05-23-2011
(05-23-2011, 06:18 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Has your mommy abandonment issues made you hateful towards gays as well kid?
How ridiculous..I don't hate you OP.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - username - 05-23-2011
Isn't God sort of the ultimate mocker? I mean, first there was the whole snake and apple thing--you know he was laughing his ass off about that. Then there was..."oh here, take my son and kill him"...
Psych!! Look up here motha-fuckers!
And by not starting the rapture on Saturday, he made a mockery of all those Christians who were anticipating the end of the world.
And finally, God inflicted Aussie on us. Need I say more?
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - cladking - 05-23-2011
All Gods must have a sense of humor.
Surely.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Cynical Ninja - 05-25-2011
(05-23-2011, 06:34 PM)thekid65 Wrote: How ridiculous..I don't hate you OP.
I'd rather be gay than a shit kicker with a brain like sausage gravy sloshing around in his skull like you kid.
No man left behind!, unless its kid in which case we stick him in a suitcase and leave him outside a nunnery.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - thekid65 - 05-25-2011
As long as they look like this, no problem
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-25-2011
(05-23-2011, 07:39 PM)username Wrote: Isn't God sort of the ultimate mocker? I mean, first there was the whole snake and apple thing--you know he was laughing his ass off about that. Then there was..."oh here, take my son and kill him"...
Psych!! Look up here motha-fuckers!
And by not starting the rapture on Saturday, he made a mockery of all those Christians who were anticipating the end of the world.
And finally, God inflicted Aussie on us. Need I say more?
And then there was the time GOD played Abraham. Told him to kill his son Issac, just to prove his loyalty (just to see if he would do it). If I were Abraham I would have looked to Heaven and said FUCK YOU, You have a real problem, GOD. Are you that insecure that you need this approval, or is your life so empty that you consider this Fun? Go to HELL.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Cracker - 05-25-2011
(05-25-2011, 08:39 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: And then there was the time GOD played Abraham. Told him to kill his son Issac, just to prove his loyalty (just to see if he would do it). If I were Abraham I would have looked to Heaven and said FUCK YOU, You have a real problem, GOD. Are you that insecure that you need this approval, or is your life so empty that you consider this Fun? Go to HELL.
That story always bother me. It introduced the idea that parents can kill their own kids.
:sigh: The lovely things I learned in church. (incest included, Biblical story, people ~ gross)
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - cladking - 05-27-2011
(05-25-2011, 08:39 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(05-23-2011, 07:39 PM)username Wrote: Isn't God sort of the ultimate mocker? I mean, first there was the whole snake and apple thing--you know he was laughing his ass off about that. Then there was..."oh here, take my son and kill him"...And then there was the time GOD played Abraham. Told him to kill his son Issac, just to prove his loyalty (just to see if he would do it). If I were Abraham I would have looked to Heaven and said FUCK YOU, You have a real problem, GOD. Are you that insecure that you need this approval, or is your life so empty that you consider this Fun? Go to HELL.
Psych!! Look up here motha-fuckers!
And by not starting the rapture on Saturday, he made a mockery of all those Christians who were anticipating the end of the world.
And finally, God inflicted Aussie on us. Need I say more?
God redeemed himself with Job in my eyes. This dude was just too much holier than thou and The Big Guy just kept dragging him down a peg or two.
Ultimately everyone should realize that life is in the hands of luck, God, Gods, or pure blind chance and that one should count his blessings or try to change his luck dependent on how things are working out. Judging others by their successes and failures is a very "religious" thing to do.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - Duchess - 05-27-2011
(05-27-2011, 05:24 PM)cladking Wrote: Judging others by their successes and failures is a very "religious" thing to do.
If it's truly a religious thing to do then I can understand why so many people are turning away from religion. I'm guilty of judging others but it's never been done based on their success or failures.
RE: This is the last fucking straw... - thekid65 - 05-27-2011
(05-27-2011, 05:24 PM)cladking Wrote: Ultimately everyone should realize that life is in the hands of luck, God, Gods, or pure blind chance and that one should count his blessings or try to change his luck dependent on how things are working out.
WTF kind of bullshit is that?
Luck comes into play when we're talking about the lottery, or card/slot machine playing.
But when it comes to life, it is what you make of it, and the individual decisions you, or others that may impact your life, make along the way.