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Holla for the Bitches! - Ladyfingers - 05-28-2011
Once upon a time I was told I was a hurtful bitch. Being slightly insecure at that stage in my life, i decided to soften up the attitude. HUGE effing mistake! After several encounters with manipulative assholes and a newly developed taste for Jack Daniels, I've re-embraced my inner bitch. Damn it feels good to be back!
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - thekid65 - 05-28-2011
I might just like you, or maybe not.
Lose sleep over the above statement, and we'll go from there.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - IMaDick - 05-28-2011
welcome to mock where your inner bitch is all that you have to cling to.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Luke Warmwater - 05-28-2011
do you own a toothbrush?
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Ladyfingers - 05-28-2011
I own a sonicare toothbrush. If I was smart enough I'd create an attachment that would allow it to double as a vibrator.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Ladyfingers - 05-28-2011
I'm going to lose sleep over your "do not click this link" in your signature...I REALLY want to click it!
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - thekid65 - 05-28-2011
By all means, go right ahead...
As far as the toothbrush/vibrator conversion..if you were to becme a member, I'm sure I could find a vid to post for you in the nuduty section.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Duchess - 05-28-2011
(05-28-2011, 11:41 AM)Ladyfingers Wrote: I've re-embraced my inner bitch.
I wouldn't want you any other way.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - IMaDick - 05-28-2011
I agree Duches, it is better that she only touch herself.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Lady Cop - 05-28-2011
(05-28-2011, 12:16 PM)Ladyfingers Wrote: I'm going to lose sleep over your "do not click this link" in your signature...I REALLY want to click it!
i'd advise you not to. it's nasty malware. difficult to get rid of.
welcome to Mock~~may i ask how you found us?
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Duchess - 05-28-2011
(05-28-2011, 05:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I agree Duches, it is better that she only touch herself.
You started without me again today, didn't you, baby?
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - IMaDick - 05-28-2011
I'm off for three days, what can I say?
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Cracker - 05-28-2011
If this one is younger than 40, she's funny.
If she is between 40 and 49, she's lonely.
If she's between 50 and 59, she's scary.
If she's older than 60, she's cool.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - SIXFOOTERsez - 06-01-2011
Just use the backside, the side without the bristles
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - thekid65 - 06-03-2011
(05-28-2011, 05:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'd advise you not to. it's nasty malware. difficult to get rid of.
FYI, it wasnt "malware". I'd never post a link that would harm, or potentially damage anyones computer.
Give me some credit, woman.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - Lady Cop - 06-03-2011
(06-03-2011, 10:25 AM)thekid65 Wrote:(05-28-2011, 05:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'd advise you not to. it's nasty malware. difficult to get rid of.
FYI, it wasnt "malware". I'd never post a link that would harm, or potentially damage anyones computer.
Give me some credit, woman.
credit for posting a lewd nasty thing that was only possible to get rid of by closing down and rebooting? it may not have been technically whatever the definition of malware is. depends on what the definition of "is" is.
i felt i had to click on it to see whatever members and guests would be seeing. i was not happy.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - IMaDick - 06-03-2011
Stop it LC, the kid has been a good friend to mock as per Duchess.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - thekid65 - 06-03-2011
(06-03-2011, 10:34 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: credit for posting a lewd nasty thing that was only possible to get rid of by closing down and rebooting? it may not have been technically whatever the definition of malware is. depends on what the definition of "is" is.
i felt i had to click on it to see whatever members and guests would be seeing. i was not happy.
Sigh...first of all, it's not my fault that you clicked on something you were warned not to. Secondly, going to your taskbar and right clicking your browser and selecting "close" was the simple solution...or if you couldnt figure that out, there's this nifty little thing called task manager. Lastly, it could have been worse..I could have posted a rick-rolled one.
RE: Holla for the Bitches! - thekid65 - 06-03-2011
(06-03-2011, 10:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Stop it LC, the kid has been a good friend to mock as per Duchess.
I'm the best friend one could ever have!