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Married to an ASSHOLE - JsMom - 08-08-2011
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny said to his wife, perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt. His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. What the fuck is this? he said, as a little dust appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? She replied, It's not talcum powder. IT'S MIRACLE GROW MOTHER FUCKER!
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Maggot - 08-08-2011
Miracle grow is blue.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - JsMom - 08-08-2011
I didn't make up the joke....I just thought it was funny.
Besides I don't play with miracle grow.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Duchess - 08-09-2011
Blue balls!
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - JsMom - 08-09-2011
I believe so.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - cladking - 08-09-2011
(08-08-2011, 07:58 PM)JsMom Wrote: One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny said to his wife, perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt. His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. What the fuck is this? he said, as a little dust appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? She replied, It's not talcum powder. IT'S MIRACLE GROW MOTHER FUCKER!
I guess he shouldda mocked her.
Or shouldn't have... ...now I'm confused.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Maggot - 08-09-2011
You gotta watch out its like 3 women for every man in this place, they gang right the fuck up on ya if you say the wrong thing.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Duchess - 08-10-2011
(08-09-2011, 08:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: its like 3 women for every man in this place
All men wish they could be so lucky.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - aussiefriend - 08-10-2011
The warning was a joke maggot. :(
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Maggot - 08-10-2011
(08-10-2011, 05:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:(08-09-2011, 08:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: its like 3 women for every man in this place
All men wish they could be so lucky.
Lucky???
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Duchess - 08-10-2011
Uh huh, lucky. Pick three female Mockers to spend time with & you'll be believing in heaven on earth.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Maggot - 08-10-2011
Or hell in a bucket.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Duchess - 08-10-2011
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - aussiefriend - 08-10-2011
Does that mean Maggot now has me on ignore Duch?
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Duchess - 08-10-2011
No. He's teasing you, Aussie.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - aussiefriend - 08-10-2011
Sorry has some stuff happen with the Bossy Posse at you know where today! (it's bad that you totally know what I am talking about). so I am bit sensitive. They hate me. So I just assume everyone else does too.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Cracker - 08-10-2011
(08-10-2011, 08:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Sorry has some stuff happen with the Bossy Posse at you know where today! (it's bad that you totally know what I am talking about). so I am bit sensitive. They hate me. So I just assume everyone else does too.
America loves you, aussie. Really, we do.
Why did Olivia Newton John's daughter grow up to be so weird? That's about the only thing that shocks me about your country.
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(She's the skinny one next to Chewbacca.)
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RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - Duchess - 08-10-2011
She had an eating disorder & was a very cute blonde. I don't know how I know this but the minute I read who she was I flashed on those two facts.
RE: Married to an ASSHOLE - aussiefriend - 08-10-2011
(08-10-2011, 05:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why did Olivia Newton John's daughter grow up to be so weird? That's about the only thing that shocks me about your country.
Cracker this one is easy, you are a mum you know. She is a spoilt brat.
Do you think mine could pull that shit in my house. Anorexia? In your dreams, eat or die now.
As for all the showy behaviour, there is only room for one popstar in this family and it aint you!
aussie
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