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New Here: Ready to Duck! - da sparkenator - 08-10-2011
Hello everyone, new to the forum here. You people seem down to earth and I can relate to all of you.
It worries me . . . making a therapy appointment tomorrow!
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - BlueTiki - 08-10-2011
If you can relate to us, why are you in therapy?
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - Fibonacci Prima - 08-11-2011
And why is your monkey on fire?
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - HellNurse - 08-11-2011
Don't get a therapist. For $500 I will give your flaming monkey a diagnosis and if you act before midnight tonight, I will add a second diagnosis absolutely free. Yes, act before midnight tonight and receive a second diagnosis absolutely free.
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - BlueTiki - 08-11-2011
I always love the "new to the forum" line.
Golly! Is that why you are starting a thread in the newbie arena?
Thanks for the "heads up", sport.
We never would have guessed!
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - da sparkenator - 08-11-2011
Oh yea sure but I am SURE I will have to pay a separate handling fee!
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - da sparkenator - 08-11-2011
Ok so I am redundant! LOL STORY OF MY LIFE!
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - da sparkenator - 08-11-2011
ok look really closely . . .closer . .. CLOSER . . .
cause my name is da SPARKenator!
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - HairOfTheDog - 08-11-2011
I'll handle you for a fee. After HellNurse finishes her flaming monkey psychiatric diagnosis, you just might need a little handling...
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - Fibonacci Prima - 08-11-2011
Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - BlueTiki - 08-11-2011
Hey . . . flame monkey!
Observe the lower right hand corner of a post. See the quote button.
Might wanna give it a try instead of flinging your responses like feces.
RE: New He Ready to Duck! - username - 08-11-2011
(08-10-2011, 11:43 PM)da sparkenator Wrote: ...and I can relate to all of you.
That right there indicates that you have serious problems.
RE: New He Ready to Duck! - da sparkenator - 08-11-2011
(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.
I got it! I got it! Wondered why the fruit in my welcome basket was spoiled!
RE: New He Ready to Duck! - BlueTiki - 08-11-2011
(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.
It's a damned shame the two newbies, who are feeding the monkey witticisms, didn't offer this suggestion.
Selfish cunts.
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - HellNurse - 08-11-2011
So what exactly is "down to Earth"? Are you saying that this forum is without recreational or medicinal weeds?
RE: New He Ready to Duck! - da sparkenator - 08-11-2011
(08-11-2011, 12:26 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.
It's a damned shame the two newbies, who are feeding the monkey witticisms, didn't offer this suggestion.
Selfish cunts.
Hey watch your language! I am NOT selfish!
RE: New He Ready to Duck! - BlueTiki - 08-11-2011
(08-11-2011, 12:31 AM)da sparkenator Wrote: Hey watch your language! I am NOT selfish!
True.
You are an idiot.
I wasn't talking about you, tard.
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - Fibonacci Prima - 08-11-2011
There must be a state run nutbarn that either closed or got wifi. That must be it. It's like the newbs sniffing the newbs in here.
RE: New He Ready to Duck! - HairOfTheDog - 08-11-2011
(08-11-2011, 12:26 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.
It's a damned shame the two newbies, who are feeding the monkey witticisms, didn't offer this suggestion.
Selfish cunts.
How can you call me such a thing? I've been a Mock Member for a day now. Not such a "newbie" anymore.
"Selfish cunt" yeah, probably...
Where's the Sparkenator? Ducking already?
RE: New Here: Ready to Duck! - Lady Cop - 08-11-2011
hi Sparky. why do the newbies always show up when i have left for the night?
and how did you find Mock?
welcome.
