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scumbags - CRYSTAL FOSHEE - 08-14-2011
trying to start my own thread....still figuring this site out- it's weird.
it's hot where i live. does this count???? or am i not "intellectual" enough to fit in here?
RE: scumbags - Duchess - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 07:52 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: "intellectual" enough to fit in here?
I just used that word to describe some of our membership recently. Good observation!
RE: scumbags - IMaDick - 08-14-2011
That's the first time anyone has described themselves as a scum bag in their intro.
Do your nipples point up or down?
Duchess meant new membership. don't fall for that shit.
RE: scumbags - Duchess - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Duchess meant new membership. don't fall for that shit.
I worded that wrong, didn't I. Oh well, the intellectuals will know.
RE: scumbags - Lady Cop - 08-14-2011
i always ask newbies...how did you find Mock?
welcome.
RE: scumbags - Fibonacci Prima - 08-14-2011
I always ask newbies for money.
RE: scumbags - Lady Cop - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:13 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: I always ask newbies for money.
her bank is offshore.
waaaay offshore.
nigeria.
heh heh
RE: scumbags - Fibonacci Prima - 08-14-2011
She is the Nigerian prince in need of my special skills!! I only am for wishing the helpness.
What an honor, señor highness sir! I trust you received my shipment of pebbles and sand?
I'm a big fan of irony. And untraceable money.
RE: scumbags - CRYSTAL FOSHEE - 08-14-2011
hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".
and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
RE: scumbags - Lady Cop - 08-14-2011
CF: and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
and who might that be? we do encourage that sort of thing.
can you load an avatar?
RE: scumbags - aussiefriend - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do your nipples point up or down?
What about yours?
RE: scumbags - IMaDick - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".
and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
or you would have posted what you did since you left out any identifiers and just fucked up and added an S because you're a retard.
I like my explaination better.
at any rate, you should have brought help, I know for a fact that there are some big asses in here, to tear a new the same size as the old one could be quite a job.
RE: scumbags - IMaDick - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:36 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(08-14-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do your nipples point up or down?
What about yours?
Aussie do you want to touch them?
and see for yourself?
RE: scumbags - CRYSTAL FOSHEE - 08-14-2011
hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".
and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
RE: scumbags - BlueTiki - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...
Oh, shucks! You were hoping for a Family Membership!
I'm not aware that Mock is currently offering one, at this time.
Please contact the Membership Desk for additional information.
Or check back after the Holidays.
RE: scumbags - Duchess - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
That sounds like fun!
RE: scumbags - Lady Cop - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:43 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".
and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
is there a reason you posted this twice? #9 & 14
RE: scumbags - Cracker - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
Does your friend look like a gorilla? Because if it is Michelle Obama, you can bring it on.
RE: scumbags - Fibonacci Prima - 08-14-2011
Save us the trouble of feigning the whole giving a shit thing and just spill the goods like a good little newb.
RE: scumbags - Cracker - 08-14-2011
(08-14-2011, 08:49 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: is there a reason you posted this twice? #9 & 14
Mild retardation.