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Yes its a puzzle - Cynical Ninja - 08-23-2011
There are three switches downstairs, each corresponds to one of three lightbulbs in the attic. You can turn the switches on and off and leave them in any position.
If you are only allowed one trip upstairs how would you find out which switch corresponds to which lightbulb?
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Lady Cop - 08-23-2011
i know the answer, but i don't want to ruin it for Dick. he's still pissed i moved his Republicans/Dems thread.
he's not talking to me.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Cynical Ninja - 08-23-2011
Puzzle 2.
An Arab sheik tells his two sons to race camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune, the one whos camel is slower wins. After wandering aimlessly for days the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can. What advice did the wise man give them?
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Cynical Ninja - 08-23-2011
(08-23-2011, 11:18 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i know the answer, but i don't want to ruin it for Dick. he's still pissed i moved his Republicans/Dems thread.
he's not talking to me.
If dick doesn't google it hilarity may ensue.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Cynical Ninja - 08-26-2011
Okay I get the hint, non one wants to make a fool of themselves which is a bit sad because the solutions were so simple this time.
Puzzle one = You leave on switch turned on for 20 minutes then switch if off, then put another switch on, when you go upstairs you can identify one switch because its still warm from being on for 20 minutes, the other switch is switched on and the final switch is both switched off and cold to the touch.
Puzzle two -The wiseman tells the two men to switch camels, riding each others camels the brother who gets there first fails his brother by getting his brothers camel there first thereby losing him the wager.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - IMaDick - 08-26-2011
I can only hope the disappointment sets you back months on your threapy.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Lady Cop - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 10:55 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I can only hope the disappointment sets you back months on your threapy.
and how is your spelling THERAPY coming along?
RE: Yes its a puzzle - IMaDick - 08-26-2011
Like I just woke up.
The puzzle putz doesn't rate good spelling.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Paulistano - 08-31-2011
(08-26-2011, 10:55 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I can only hope the disappointment sets you back months on your threapy.
What a twat.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - IMaDick - 09-01-2011
you went back a week to find a thread to call me a twat in?
stupid newbie fuckers are a dime a dozen and it appears Duchess spent 2 bucks and bought a gross of them.
My guess is you were somewhere near the bottom of the stack.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Duchess - 09-01-2011
I like Paulistano. That person hasn't been around, Dick so I'm certain that plays a role in why it posted in an older thread. So fuckin' what? You ARE a twat, Paulistano speaks the truth. You're Mock's biggest twat & a crybaby bitch to boot.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Cynical Ninja - 09-01-2011
(08-26-2011, 10:55 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I can only hope the disappointment sets you back months on your threapy.
I'm just glad that you didn't humiliate yourself by trying to solve the puzzles or tear holes in the simple solutions you dribbling little moron.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Paulistano - 09-01-2011
(09-01-2011, 01:41 AM)IMaDick Wrote: you went back a week to find a thread to call me a twat in?
stupid newbie fuckers are a dime a dozen and it appears Duchess spent 2 bucks and bought a gross of them.
My guess is you were somewhere near the bottom of the stack.
No, I didn´t go looking for anything, but I found a twat.
(09-01-2011, 06:35 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I like Paulistano. That person hasn't been around, Dick so I'm certain that plays a role in why it posted in an older thread. So fuckin' what? You ARE a twat, Paulistano speaks the truth. You're Mock's biggest twat & a crybaby bitch to boot.
Well said. Thanks.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - IMaDick - 09-01-2011
(09-01-2011, 06:35 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I like Paulistano. That person hasn't been around, Dick so I'm certain that plays a role in why it posted in an older thread. So fuckin' what? You ARE a twat, Paulistano speaks the truth. You're Mock's biggest twat & a crybaby bitch to boot.
Everyday, it's the same old whiny bullshit from you.
What a dick.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Paulistano - 09-01-2011
(09-01-2011, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Everyday, it's the same old whiny bullshit from you.
What a dick.
Man, you have a problem with life...you must be one miserable cunt mate.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - IMaDick - 09-01-2011
Fuck you,Mate.
go kiss duchesses ass some more, you and OP can fight over the chocolaty center.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Paulistano - 09-01-2011
(09-01-2011, 10:41 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck you,Mate.
go kiss duchesses ass some more, you and OP can fight over the chocolaty center.
If you are going to use my language, Dick, get it right.
Duchess´s...
RE: Yes its a puzzle - IMaDick - 09-01-2011
(09-01-2011, 10:47 AM)Paulistano Wrote:(09-01-2011, 10:41 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck you,Mate.
go kiss duchesses ass some more, you and OP can fight over the chocolaty center.
If you are going to use my language, Dick, get it right.
Duchess´s...
really? a correction?
Ok, that didn't take long.
,,,,,,,, here's a few more commas, I would hate for you to run out in the middle of your next attempt at being cool.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - Lady Cop - 09-01-2011
actually, if it belongs to Duchess, it is Duchess'.
RE: Yes its a puzzle - IMaDick - 09-01-2011
Paulistano,the latest addition to my legend, another who can't start or end the day without thinking about me.
My legend is once again expanded.