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air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Lady Cop - 08-25-2011
He said: "I was just concentrating on doing my job and I just felt an absolute gush of wind blow through my anus."
Gareth Durrant, 26, an electrician, revealed about his life taking accident while he was working at Willerby Holiday Homes in Hull, East Yorks. Mr. Durrant revealed that he was severely injured after the air entered his body from his back as an air tube entered in his shorts.
The air lines are used to connect power tools with production line. Mr. Durrant was almost done with wiring on the caravan at the factory. All of a sudden an air hose being used close to him started blowing air on his legs and then something went up his rectum traveling through the shorts that he was wearing. SURE IT DID!
Mr. Durrant was hurried to hospital where the doctors revealed that he was severely injured from inside. Doctors also revealed that there was a 6-inch tear in the bowel, the intestines were damaged and that is why they had to carry out a surgery.
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RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Maggot - 08-25-2011
Was there any smoke in that tube?
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Lady Cop - 08-25-2011
he blew up like the Hindenburg!
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RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Maggot - 08-25-2011
I wonder if his pecker rolled out like one of those party favors.
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Maggot - 08-25-2011
Regardless, he looks pissed it went down the way it did. It's good his wife is sitting beside him through all this trauma.
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Carsman - 08-25-2011
He got his blow job any way he could!
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Lady Cop - 08-25-2011
(08-25-2011, 07:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: Regardless, he looks pissed it went down the way it did. It's good his wife is sitting beside him through all this trauma.
she blew up like the Hindenburg too.
OK now he says a co-worker did it and they settled out of court with employer.
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RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - aussiefriend - 08-26-2011
Hi LC, i simply had to read this. I don't read the casey anthony thread anymore it hurts me tha she got off.
Now this guy has perforated his bowl. I would say it's all torn up. He would have been screaming. I also think he may end up with an colostomy bag. Because his bowels may not function properly again. I hope it was an accident and not a sordid tale. Either way, its awful.
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - aussiefriend - 08-26-2011
LC, do you think he did it deliberately? Motive sure not the insurance money. Is't a functional bowel better than all the money in the world?
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Duchess - 08-26-2011
His old lady is wearing the wrong size bra.
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - Cynical Ninja - 08-26-2011
Reminds me of an old story.
A man goes to A & E with a bottle of ketchup stuck up his arse, he says he come back home after shopping and realised he had locked himself out. He saw an open bedroom window, put his shopping down and began to climb the drainpipe. He then says he trousers and underpants fell down and he fell backwards landing ass first on the ketchup bottle.
The only problem with his story?, the ketchup bottle had a condom on it.
Hmmmmm.......
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - BlueTiki - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 12:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Now this guy has perforated his bowl.
Happened to me, once.
Damned milk kept pouring out and left my granola high and dry.
After that incident, I quit using a fork and a paper container for my cereal.
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - IMaDick - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 08:06 AM)White Pud Wrote: Reminds me of an old story.
A man goes to A & E with a bottle of ketchup stuck up his arse, he says he come back home after shopping and realised he had locked himself out. He saw an open bedroom window, put his shopping down and began to climb the drainpipe. He then says he trousers and underpants fell down and he fell backwards landing ass first on the ketchup bottle.
The only problem with his story?, the ketchup bottle had a condom on it.
Hmmmmm.......
So did they believe you? or did they ask you about the condom? or did they just laugh and take the bottle out of your ass?
RE: air hoses do NOT go up your arse by accident - aussiefriend - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 11:11 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Happened to me, once.
Damned milk kept pouring out and left my granola high and dry.
After that incident, I quit using a fork and a paper container for my cereal.
you got me Tiki! just don't tell the nursing board I can't spell bowel.