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- Lady Cop - 06-12-2009
post them here!
remember in 'Vicar of Dibley' when a newspaper calledFrank the most boring man in Britain? well here is the most moronic nitwit who ever molested a keyboard...princess colon! and i quote:
we do have shooting stars that do land on earth but most of the time it's where humans aren't, but every once in awhile they will hit where people are
yeah people have been lucky so far but that doesn't mean it won't happen sometime
- Duchess - 06-12-2009
How about I grill your more useful (non-brain) parts like steaks and use my Peter Luger sauce on them. I bet you'd shut the fuck up after that. I'd use your leftover skanky bones to make some homemade chimes. That way, every time it is windy outside I get to smile and say to myself "One more bitch taken care of."
MF ~ June 30, 2008 ::lmao::
- LuMPyPussy - 06-12-2009
Frank's obviously stopped trying since then.
- Middle Finger - 06-12-2009
How DARE you.
- The Antagonist - 06-12-2009
XXXXX likes his tea, and I like to brew it for him. Not the boring ol' Lipton in a bag thing; he likes his The Republic of Tea (purchased at Panera, I believe) and his favorite right now is Ginger Peach in the loose type.
I have one of the thingies that you dunk into a pot of hot water to brew an entire pot, but with less tea in a mug it works just fine. No need to brew a whole pot.
Question is; does crunching it up before you load up the dunkie thingie release more flavor and such? I'm trying to find a way to brew him the perfect cup although he never complains about what I do brew for him.
~ Sinister/Smooth trying to look sweet and domestic
- LuMPyPussy - 06-12-2009
Something I'd like to see posted over at that other place. ::bigg::
- Duchess - 06-12-2009
Does that say, Holy Taco, on the bottom right ?...It's making me laugh, I better put my glasses on, that can't be right, can it ?...Hahahaha
- LuMPyPussy - 06-12-2009
Duchess Wrote:Does that say, Holy Taco, on the bottom right ?...It's making me laugh, I better put my glasses on, that can't be right, can it ?...HahahahaIt does indeed. You should check the site out, it's rather amusing.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-13-2009
Another classic Princess Colon moment was when he just randomly listed details ofa food item he had bought for no reason whatsoever, I took the piss by posting info about a loaf of bread I had bought to highlight the random retardness of posting something like that and MF and whoever owned the food forum got all huffy and precious and closed the fuckingthread.
Classic, indignant frank wank behaviour.
- Middle Finger - 06-13-2009
It was funny, but you were a meanie, OP.
- Lady Cop - 06-13-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Another classic Princess Colon moment was when he just randomly listed details ofa food item he had bought for no reason whatsoever, I took the piss by posting info about a loaf of bread I had bought to highlight the random retardness of posting something like that and MF and whoever owned the food forum got all huffy and precious and closed the fuckingthread.
Classic, indignant frank wank behaviour.
it was several separate threads all about crap from the dollar store:
Well just picked this up today at the dollar tree here in town it's called"Arizona green tea energy drink" it's lightly carbonated, it's fairly strong in taste,
Has the Following:
Taurine: 1000mg
Caffeine: 100mg
Panax Ginseng: 100mg
inositol: 100mg
guarana: 100mg
glucuronlactone: 100mg
milk thistle: 50mg
it also has the following:Orange blossom honey
Which would be the reason it has a sweet taste to it
It's not a bad tasting drink
riveting stuff. ::nuts::your bread thread was freaking hilarious!! ::dlaugh::
- Cynical Ninja - 06-13-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:It was funny, but you were a meanie, OP.I suppose taking the piss out of prince colon was like jabbing a dying fat pig with a pitchfork.
- Lady Cop - 06-13-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:once in a while i felt guilty about ridiculing the obviously retarded...until he posted the phony suicide thread. it was obviously a disgusting perverted lie to garner sympathy. Frank was nice enough to delete the thread to avoid further humiliation of the imbecile, but not all the forums he posts in were as kind.Middle Finger Wrote:It was funny, but you were a meanie, OP.I suppose taking the piss out of prince colon was like jabbing a dying fat pig with a pitchfork.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-13-2009
No sympathy, people! This is the man that put salt in his dogs' water so it wouldn't freeze.
- Lady Cop - 06-13-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:No sympathy, people! This is the man that put salt in his dogs' water so it wouldn't freeze.fucking genius. but you must remember, the mail-order bride didn't want the poor little dogs in the house when it was 40 below zero. and being the pussy-whipped little wanker that he is, he complied.
- Duchess - 06-13-2009
Holy Hell !...He lied about the death of a loved one ?...Jesus Christ, that's one fucked up individual.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-13-2009
Duchess Wrote:Holy Hell !...He lied about the death of a loved one ?...Jesus Christ, that's one fucked up individual.
They're all over the internet, Duchess. I've 'met' people that claimed they were dying of cancer, yet they popped up elsewhere with a new personality (but the same photo.)
As much fun as the internet is, it seems to bring out some people's inner psychosis.
(Shut up, Frank.)
- Cynical Ninja - 06-13-2009
He put salt in hisdogs water?, what the fuck kind of shit is that? I fucking hate animal cruelty it makes my blood boil.
Plus the fact he deliberately lied aboutthe alleged suicide of a niece that simply never took place to get sympathy and attention, what an odious little cretin.
- Luke Warmwater - 06-13-2009
"what an odious little cretin"
with the IQ of a sedimentary rock sample
- Cynical Ninja - 06-13-2009
Luke Warmwater Wrote:"what an odious little cretin"
with the IQ of a sedimentary rock sample
No shit.
The man was as dim and dull as a black sack full of rusty hammers.