+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Personal Member Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-5.html)
+--- Forum: Daily Greeting BS (https://mockforums.net/forum-13.html)
+--- Thread: WHERE'S MUFFIN ? (/thread-65.html)
Pages:
1
2
- Duchess - 10-24-2009
I'm missing me some Meatball Man, the pillow bitch himself...Does this mean our beloved Mock is capable of running by herself...We are such good lil' Mockers we don't even need to be "watched". ::sly::
- LuMPyPussy - 10-24-2009
Sorry to break this to you, but your little muffin man seems to enjoy the flirtatious advances of Gangrene.
You'll have to try harder.
- Duchess - 10-24-2009
Nah, I'm not needy enough to compete for a man...Ya win some ~ ya lose some...C'est la vie.
- D - 10-24-2009
Duchess Wrote:I'm missing me some Meatball Man, the pillow bitch himself...Does this mean our beloved Mock is capable of running by herself...We are such good lil' Mockers we don't even need to be "watched". ::sly::He found a new model body pillow. Last I knew he was taking it for a test romp.
- Duchess - 10-24-2009
He must be totally enthralled with it then...He has foresaken us for a damn pillow.
- LKTraz - 10-24-2009
Frank needs to relocate.
Pillow,Pa would be ideal for him! ::bigg::
Zip code: 17080
http://www.pillowpa.org/
- The Antagonist - 10-24-2009
I know where he is. Unfortunately he never said if I was sworn to secrecy or not, sooooo
He's visiting his brother in another state for a few days.
- Duchess - 10-24-2009
Thanks, Ant...I appreciate reading that...There are a few Mockers that I would be vocal about missing if they were not around for days.
::wave:: Hiya, MF !...Are you reading Mock off your BlackBerry ?...Are we not good lil' Mockers or what !
Holy Hell !...I had to edit my edit...freakin' edit flag gettin' too close to my post. :
:- Duchess - 10-24-2009
Now that we know he's outta town, lets go wreak havoc & terrorize 24. ::dlaugh::
- SyberBitch - 10-24-2009
Duchess Wrote:Now that we know he's outta town, lets go wreak havoc & terrorize 24. ::dlaugh::::lmao::
- Lady Cop - 10-24-2009
PLEASE DO!!! ::banana::
- Maggot - 10-24-2009
I keep getting a weird vision now..........
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
- LKTraz - 10-24-2009
Maggot Wrote:I keep getting a weird vision now..........
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
- The Antagonist - 10-24-2009
The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.
- Maggot - 10-24-2009
Frank Zappa The original muffin man.
- SyberBitch - 10-24-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.It's kind of like that old skit from one of the Marx Brothers... "Slowly I turned... Inch by Inch..."
This forum would be far less colorful without our resident Maggot.
- LuMPyPussy - 10-24-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIMWRXWY90
- sally - 10-24-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:He's visiting his brother in another state for a few days.Hookers and Sunday night gravy over at Vinnie's place, huh?
- SyberBitch - 10-24-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:A true musical legend was Zappa.The Antagonist Wrote:The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIMWRXWY90
- Luke Warmwater - 10-25-2009
be kind to the vegetables...