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I'm an attention whore! - Maggot - 09-15-2011
Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Carsman - 09-15-2011
(09-15-2011, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.
Ya had to set fire to the leaves, then they would have noticed!
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Maggot - 09-15-2011
(09-15-2011, 08:31 PM)Carsman Wrote:(09-15-2011, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.
Ya had to set fire to the leaves, then they would have noticed!
I'm always forgeting something. I did have matches too. Go figure!
RE: I'm an attention whore! - sally - 09-15-2011
It's good to always have a pack of matches on you in case a thug asks for a light. Make sure you have a couple of quarters too.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Maggot - 09-15-2011
(09-15-2011, 08:48 PM)sally Wrote: It's good to always have a pack of matches on you in case a thug asks for a light. Make sure you have a couple of quarters too.
They were the wooden ones. I used to dip them in wax so they would last longer. But man when they light up.......they light UP! The only thug I have around here is the guy that sifts through the ashtray in front of the strip mall in town. Sometimes he has a good day , sometimes not. Or so he says.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - HairOfTheDog - 09-16-2011
(09-15-2011, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.
Only violence and nudity garner attention these days. You need to get naked and kick the leaves harder. It'll work.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Lady Cop - 09-16-2011
the smell of burning leaves is the most nostalgic thing in the world.
![[Image: burfning_leaves.gif]](http://www.testcompany.com/archive/October2010-42/att-1103/burfning_leaves.gif)
RE: I'm an attention whore! - ramseycat - 09-16-2011
I have some attention for you Maggot.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Cracker - 09-16-2011
You deserve every inch of attention you get:
50 States Ordered by Penis Size (biguns first, wee uns last...)
New Hampshire
Oregon
New York
Indiana
Arizona
Hawaii
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Alabama
Washington
New Mexico
California
Arkansas
Nevada
Virginia
Tennessee
Illinois
Oklahoma
South Dakota
Georgia
Pennsylvania
Mississippi
Michigan
Florida
Rhode Island
Kansas
Maryland
Minnesota
Vermont
Connecticut
Wisconsin
New Jersey
North Dakota
Idaho
Texas
Missouri
Montana
Ohio
Nebraska
Colorado
Maine
North Carolina
Delaware
South Carolina
Kentucky
West Virginia
Alaska
Iowa
Utah
Wyoming
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Maggot - 09-16-2011
I'm not surprized, the fire department calls me every once in a while.......
RE: I'm an attention whore! - username - 09-16-2011
(09-16-2011, 08:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm not surprized, the fire department calls me every once in a while.......
Maggot's butt fucking the fire department.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - aussiefriend - 09-16-2011
Tell me this somebody, who is well known that lives in New Hampshire? This is an honest question, I would like to know please. thank you.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - ZEROSPHERES - 09-16-2011
(09-16-2011, 11:30 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Tell me this somebody, who is well known that lives (LIVED) in New Hampshire? This is an honest question, I would like to know please. thank you.
John Kerry attended boarding school in New Hampshire while acheiving puberty.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - aussiefriend - 09-17-2011
That's it? John Kerry whilst attending boarding school. Surely there must be someone else?
RE: I'm an attention whore! - ZEROSPHERES - 09-17-2011
(09-17-2011, 02:00 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: That's it? John Kerry whilst attending boarding school. Surely there must be someone else?
Lyndon LaRouche, Seth Meyers, Alan Shepard
RE: I'm an attention whore! - IMaDick - 09-17-2011
(09-17-2011, 02:30 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(09-17-2011, 02:00 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: That's it? John Kerry whilst attending boarding school. Surely there must be someone else?
Lyndon LaRouche, Seth Meyers, Alan Shepard
Hey Zero balls. dick says fuck you.
Stop trying to fit in here, you will always be an intruder from obeseville.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - ZEROSPHERES - 09-17-2011
Proud and Well Endowed
New Hampshirites
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New Hampshirites
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Cracker - 09-17-2011
Dan Brown (The DaVinci Code)
Ronnie James Dio (why did I think he was British? LOVED him. Sad to see him go.)
Mary Baker Eddy (you would have to read a few books to know who this is)
Christa McAuliffe (up in smoke, that was sad when that happened)
the McDonald's (Yep, them)
Bode Miller (is he a skier or a snowboarder?)
Mandy Moore (not my fav kind of music, but she's OK)
Adam Sandler and Sarah Silverman (no wonder Maggot is weird, they all are)
Earl Tupper (tupperware)'
Daniel Webster (not sure where the Devil is from..., if you didn't get this, read a fucking book, jesus christ)
RE: I'm an attention whore! - aussiefriend - 09-17-2011
Thanks Cracker, thanks Zero. I thought there must have been more than John Kerry doing a turd on the toilet whilst reading a good book! makes sense now.
RE: I'm an attention whore! - Maggot - 09-17-2011
(09-17-2011, 09:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Thanks Cracker, thanks Zero. I thought there must have been more than John Kerry doing a turd on the toilet whilst reading a good book! makes sense now.
I have read J.D. Salinger on the can, my second favorite author, Poe is my favorite folowed by Dickens.
Heres a pile of them.