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IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Duchess - 10-06-2011
If Mock were a sitcom what actors would play who?
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
Denzel Washington would play Dick for sure. Daniel Day Lewis would play the part of Maggot and Martin Short would take the role of OP.
I'll work on the women in a minute.
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
After reading some of Dick's recent posts (and they're fucking hilarious), I'm going to change my actor representing him from Denzel to Sam Kinison. Much more appropriate.
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
The Ladies (and I use that term loosely) of the Mock sitcom:
Duchess- Halle Berry (I'm trying to repair our relationship)
LC- Meryl Streep (see above)
Tiki- Madeleine Stowe (yum!)
Cracker- Kathy Bates (take it how'd you like to)
User- Anne Heche (at least you made the cast)
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Fibonacci Prima - 10-06-2011
Hmph. I don't like you anymore.
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 04:19 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Hmph. I don't like you anymore.
Prima- Paz Vega (also very yummy!)
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - cannongal - 10-06-2011
I could see LC being played by Jaclyn Smith.
![[Image: smith-02.jpg]](http://www.bartcop.com/smith-02.jpg)
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
Sally- Reese Witherspoon (
)Trixie- Katie Holmes (Just guessing)
RamseyCat- Cher (??)
Shitstorm- Jane Lynch (pretty sure)
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Cracker - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The Ladies (and I use that term loosely) of the Mock sitcom:
Cracker- Kathy Bates (take it how'd you like to)
I will take it as a compliment. Don't fuck with Cracker OR Kathy Bates.
If you thought I would be vain, you are mistaken. I like women of character better than women who get by on their looks.
Now where is my sledgehammer?
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - trixie - 10-06-2011
What about Aussie and Jsmom?
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 04:46 PM)trixie Wrote: What about Aussie and Jsmom?
Aussie- Kirstie Alley (kinda ditzy in Cheers)
JsMom-Jamie Pressly (her character in 'Earl')
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - trixie - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 04:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: JsMom-Jamie Pressly (her character in 'Earl')
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 04:43 PM)Cracker Wrote:(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The Ladies (and I use that term loosely) of the Mock sitcom:
Cracker- Kathy Bates (take it how'd you like to)
I will take it as a compliment. Don't fuck with Cracker OR Kathy Bates.
If you thought I would be vain, you are mistaken. I like women of character better than women who get by on their looks.
Now where is my sledgehammer?
Nice! Kathy Bates (and Cracker) are funny as FUCK!
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Duchess - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Duchess- Halle Berry (I'm trying to repair our relationship)
I would have preferred you be honest rather than trying to repair our relationship, there's nothing wrong with us, I just like fucking with you occasionally. You should consider yourself lucky, some people never hit my radar.
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 04:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Duchess- Halle Berry (I'm trying to repair our relationship)
I would have preferred you be honest rather than trying to repair our relationship, there's nothing wrong with us, I just like fucking with you occasionally. You should consider yourself lucky, some people never hit my radar.
Duchess, consider Halle Berry for a minute... great actress (Monster's Ball), sexy (Swordfish) and a take charge woman (Die Another Day). You don't think that describes you?
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Fibonacci Prima - 10-06-2011
Should I be ashamed to admit I had to look up Paz Vega? And I still don't know who she is.
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 05:24 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Should I be ashamed to admit I had to look up Paz Vega? And I still don't know who she is.
Should it matter? She's flippin' gorgeous, and she has a feisty streak in her. Watch her with Adam Sandler in 'Spanglish'. Oh, and she loves kids!
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Cracker - 10-06-2011
(10-06-2011, 05:24 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Should I be ashamed to admit I had to look up Paz Vega? And I still don't know who she is.
I think he's calling you a dirty mexican. Not sure.
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Fibonacci Prima - 10-06-2011
I didn't see. Was busy yelling at these damn kids.
RE: IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM - Midwest Spy - 10-06-2011
Check her out here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paz_Vega