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Time for the Rapture. Again. - Lady Cop - 10-15-2011
get ready.
Doomsday preacher Harold Camping was left a laughing stock when his prediction that the world would end on May 21 failed to materialize.
But the 90-year-old Californian may well have the last laugh after revealing that date was in fact Judgment Day - a spiritual moment when the righteous would be chosen - and simply a warm-up for the Rapture which happens exactly five months later.
This means that Friday, October 21, will mark the start of the Apocalypse - when believers will be whisked away into heaven and hell will be unleashed on earth.
Bed-ridden Camping, who suffered a stroke soon after 'Judgment Day', said: 'We can be sure that the whole world [will be annihilated] on 21 October 2011.'
whacko
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RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - IMaDick - 10-15-2011
Yep, next week will be a short week.
would you do me a favor and come and feed my animals, it seems that I can't take them with me.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-15-2011
That day won't work for me. I need advance notice not less than a week's notice.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - IMaDick - 10-15-2011
I know of a way that you can stay.
and LC won't have to feed my animals either. 
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-15-2011
You just want to pull my hair.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Lady Cop - 10-15-2011
hahahaha all you people who have done your Christmas shopping
and fuck 'em, i'm not paying my car insurance.
i am also going to eat a few gallons of ice cream. with chocolate fudge.
and lobsters.
and cuba libres.
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RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Harvest Moon - 10-15-2011
I totally forgot about the world ending! Does that mean I will not have to drive the 10 hours to fugly NJ three times in November? I certainly hope so...
Damn, LC...Now I am craving lobster!
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Fibonacci Prima - 10-15-2011
moonie, your ass kissing is showing, hon.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Harvest Moon - 10-15-2011
OK, I did a head count. There are 4 cats, 2 dogs, 4 goats and 5 chickens. No asses to be found. I definitely did not kiss an ass today.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Fibonacci Prima - 10-15-2011
You just keep telling yourself that.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Harvest Moon - 10-15-2011
Prima, You really should check on which part of the brain you are using when you type. There are no lobsters to be found in rural NC.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - aussiefriend - 10-15-2011
If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - IMaDick - 10-15-2011
(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.
I think you would have more luck if you took the whole dog aussie.
I wouldn't want to be the one trying to explain the dog behind.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Fibonacci Prima - 10-15-2011
(10-15-2011, 07:26 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Prima, You really should check on which part of the brain you are using when you type. There are no lobsters to be found in rural NC.
You just get more inane with every post, sugarbritches. That wasn't even good for an idiot from jersey. Inbreeding has not served you well, has it?
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - aussiefriend - 10-16-2011
(10-15-2011, 07:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.
I think you would have more luck if you took the whole dog aussie.
I wouldn't want to be the one trying to explain the dog behind.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cynical Ninja - 10-16-2011
The crazy old fuck had a stroke soon after his supposed judgement day?
Perhaps God does move in mysterious ways after all, either that or karma bitchslapped him.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cynical Ninja - 10-16-2011
(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.
Animals don't have souls.
You should know that you stupid fucking god botherer.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - IMaDick - 10-16-2011
(10-16-2011, 08:57 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.
Animals don't have souls.
You should know that you stupid fucking god botherer.
It's always nice when you teach sunday school.
Not many atheists would do that.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Cynical Ninja - 10-16-2011
Aussie claims to be a Christian, it seems as an a none Christian I know more about Christian doctrine than she does.
It doesn't really surprise me.
RE: Time for the Rapture. Again. - Duchess - 10-16-2011
(10-16-2011, 08:57 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Animals don't have souls.
*gasp* Yes they do gawddamnit! Not only that, I will have a plethora of them waiting for me at the Rainbow Bridge when I get to heaven.