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Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - MikeyA - 10-18-2011
Evil Robot Dragons are waaaay cooler.
I think we should rehabilitate pedophiles by setting them up on dates with midgets.
Some guys go for boobs, some for booty's, I go for low self esteem. I was always lazy and I didn't see why that should change in the dating world. Sure there's a lot of fish in the sea but when there's a few in the barrel you're going to eat that night.
If you don't sing opera... you are NOT a diva. Just another stupid cunt.
There is a sign in my neighborhood that reads "Slow Children". Now I get that your kids might not be the smartest but do we need to advertise it?
I was once kicked out of the stands at the special olympics for "laughing uncontrollably".
and now excuse me while I cut in the line to hell.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - imsuchawildflower - 10-18-2011
Im pretty sure you are going to hell in every religion.
Just a hunch.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - MikeyA - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 01:14 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: Im pretty sure you are going to hell in every religion.
Just a hunch.
Probably. I've been turned down for so many cults I should just start my own.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - Cynical Ninja - 10-18-2011
Starting another thread in the intro forum?, Duch and LC are gonna taser your ass.
Drinking and posting, don't do it kids.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - aussiefriend - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 05:19 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Drinking and posting, don't do it kids.
Hah! Look who is talking! you can talk.
I just assumed you had been holding classes on it, and Mikey had been attending.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - Cynical Ninja - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 06:04 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Hah! Look who is talking! you can talk.
I just assumed you had been holding classes on it, and Mikey had been attending.
A fucking Australian trying to pontificate to me about drinking!
You really are one stupid ass motherfucker.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - Fibonacci Prima - 10-18-2011
Mikey, you're weird. I like that. Carry on.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - MikeyA - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 08:50 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Mikey, you're weird. I like that. Carry on.
I'm like a retarded squirrel, amusing.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - Duchess - 10-18-2011
Fabulous.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - MikeyA - 10-18-2011
(10-18-2011, 03:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Fabulous.
LOL too funny. Good call back.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - Cracker - 10-18-2011
Oh, I thought this was your coming out thread.
My bad.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - MikeyA - 10-19-2011
(10-18-2011, 05:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: Oh, I thought this was your coming out thread.
My bad.
No I'm not homosexual but I am willing to learn.
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - Duchess - 10-19-2011
Wow! Just wow! That's a first in Mock. We have a newbie that's gay, he's very personable so he may not mind telling you all you need to know about taking it in the ass. Good luck!
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - MikeyA - 10-20-2011
(10-19-2011, 01:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Wow! Just wow! That's a first in Mock. We have a newbie that's gay, he's very personable so he may not mind telling you all you need to know about taking it in the ass. Good luck!
Ok you must have missed the movie quote from Stripes.
Recruiter: Are either of you men homosexuals?
Winger: You mean like flaming or..."
Military Recruiter: It's a standard question.
Russel: No we're not gay but we are... Willing to learn.
Winger: Yeah would they send us someplace special?
RE: Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates - Duchess - 10-20-2011
(10-20-2011, 02:01 AM)MikeyA Wrote: Ok you must have missed the movie quote from Stripes.
That would have required sitting still for probably two hours. That won't be happening until I'm dead.