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Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 Who is the biggest soup chicken in Mock? Remember any fluffy or gossipy or generally womanish stuff a member has posted? Quote it here. Men are not exempt from this competition. Winner has to use this avatar for an entire week: You DO NOT need the permission of the participants to enter them. They will thank you later. Soooo, soup chicken or just chicken? RE: Official Chicken-Off - Eat Shit And Die - 10-27-2011 Dnt know dnt care good luck making me use that if i lose/win :fuckyou: ^someone quote me. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (01-01-2011, 01:31 AM)Maggot Wrote: I was thinking as I stand looking at the bureau that I just spent sanding for the last 4 hrs that I would use a 3 color scheme on this thing all different shades of blue and a peach color for the fronts. It took me a year to get this far. I do love the way things were made in the late 40's everyone was just getting back from the war. RE: Official Chicken-Off - sally - 10-27-2011 [quote='Cynical Ninja' pid='7420' dateline='1216307431'] As for homosexuality,everybody goes through a period of sexual confusion during puberty, everybody. Those that say they didn't are either closetgays or sexual repressed morons, I went through a brief period of confusion, but this process only reinforced my obvious heterosexuality. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Maggot - 10-27-2011 (10-27-2011, 08:20 PM)Cracker Wrote:(01-01-2011, 01:31 AM)Maggot Wrote: I was thinking as I stand looking at the bureau that I just spent sanding for the last 4 hrs that I would use a 3 color scheme on this thing all different shades of blue and a peach color for the fronts. It took me a year to get this far. I do love the way things were made in the late 40's everyone was just getting back from the war. I'm speechless. Besides the bureau is now the pride of my kids messy room and if you look real hard you can see a bit of blue, that matches the pop-tart dripping down the "cool shelf" I built. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (10-16-2011, 08:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Aussie, try looking in the New Testament, we don't live under the law anymore. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Maggot - 10-27-2011 (10-27-2011, 08:41 PM)sally Wrote: [quote='Cynical Ninja' pid='7420' dateline='1216307431'] Just in case Crackers ever quotes me again for the record , I have never looked at another guys nutsack and said "God! I want that" ..............Never. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (10-17-2011, 08:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-16-2011, 08:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Without grace Im screwed. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Maggot - 10-27-2011 Quick........someone kick the sleeping librarian and post a stupid thing Cracker posted. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (12-09-2009, 10:44 AM)Maggot Wrote:(12-09-2009, 01:31 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: They let a dude post pictures of his dick? RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (01-23-2009, 01:34 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Wow, never saw that actor before off-screen ... RE: Official Chicken-Off - Maggot - 10-27-2011 (10-27-2011, 08:56 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-09-2009, 10:44 AM)Maggot Wrote:(12-09-2009, 01:31 AM)SyberBitch Wrote: They let a dude post pictures of his dick? Godammit!..........The guys pecker was all rotted and falling off..........all the women had words of encouragement for him. Go figure. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (01-24-2009, 03:23 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I cannot take DiCaprio seriously he still looks like a 13 year old boy with a false beard. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (10-27-2011, 09:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: Godammit!..........The guys pecker was all rotted and falling off..........all the women had words of encouragement for him. Go figure. Suuuure it was, Maggot. (01-26-2009, 09:50 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Damn posts making me hungry ... RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (01-28-2009, 01:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:Duchess Wrote:The Rabbit vibratorI have one very similar to that. Oh. My. God. Best thing ever! Not so much soup chicken, just funny to say out loud in public. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (01-27-2009, 07:16 PM)sally Wrote: We are having leftover fried spaghetti for dinner. I think people think you're deep frying it when they hear fried. RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 (04-03-2009, 05:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: The thought of a blade getting close enough to shave them makes me twitch. And not to mention the itch. With my luck a hair would become in-grown and would feel like a tick was buried in my nutsack. So I am glad that "the shave" will not become a reality. I have no craving for a shaving. Unless it gets done by a cute little oriental girl that licks her lips as she works. But even then I would need some type of insurance policy. Hairy chicken-beast. RE: Official Chicken-Off - sally - 10-27-2011 [quote='Middle Finger' pid='33811' dateline='1231208048'] I really enjoy the fresh conch salad they make for you along that dock in the Bahamas. Atlantis area. They pull those suckers out fresh from the water right there, cut up fresh tomatoes, peppers, onions, spice it up, citris juice ... nice, fresh, conch salad! RE: Official Chicken-Off - Cracker - 10-27-2011 Hahahahahahahahaha I found a funny one for sally, but I think I'll PM it instead. Hahahahaha RE: Official Chicken-Off - sally - 10-27-2011 (10-27-2011, 09:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:(01-27-2009, 07:16 PM)sally Wrote: We are having leftover fried spaghetti for dinner. I think people think you're deep frying it when they hear fried. WTF! I don't even know what fried spaghetti is or why the hell I said that. |