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Hi, from me - septic - 11-03-2011
I am named "Septic"
You members here may address me as "septic" or "septicus" but I will not tolerate being called "filth" or "scabby-face"
At the moment, I love everyone here, but I'm sure that will quickly change.
I know "The Duchess" from another forum and I'm fairly certain that my unfortunate facial rash was aquired from her delightful...um...never mind.
Hopefully you will welcome me to this forum...I'm so excited I could orgasm twice.
![[Image: H3cu2.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/H3cu2.jpg)
RE: Hi, from me - Eat Shit And Die - 11-03-2011
![[Image: Mario_Facepalm_Ava_mote_by_Artemendo.gif]](http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/Mario_Facepalm_Ava_mote_by_Artemendo.gif)
RE: Hi, from me - Fibonacci Prima - 11-03-2011
Do you knit?
RE: Hi, from me - Lady Cop - 11-03-2011
thanks for joining Mock~enjoy yourself
![[Image: welcome.gif]](http://www.justicequest.net/forums/images/smilies/welcome.gif)
RE: Hi, from me - Duchess - 11-03-2011
Oh god. I'm being forced to post blind.
RE: Hi, from me - Eat Shit And Die - 11-03-2011
(11-03-2011, 07:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oh god. I'm being forced to post blind.
![[Image: stock-photo-a-young-woman-tied-up-blind-...997193.jpg]](http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/169600/169600,1274868785,4/stock-photo-a-young-woman-tied-up-blind-folded-and-muted-in-old-room-low-key-setting-53997193.jpg){kind=logo}
RE: Hi, from me - Sphincter Cop - 11-03-2011
Hellooooooo and welcome septic!!
![[Image: Transvestite.jpg]](http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z266/glapwell/Transvestite.jpg)
RE: Hi, from me - Lady Cop - 11-03-2011
so pretty in pink.
RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-03-2011
Thank you all for your friendly and welcoming posts.
Because you are all so lovely, I am going to share a pic of a 2 day old canary with you.
![[Image: Kin20.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Kin20.jpg)
RE: Hi, from me - Maggot - 11-03-2011
I've got a bad feeling about this one.
RE: Hi, from me - ZEROSPHERES - 11-03-2011
![[Image: bf0aba84f6d1b141740c14ace5d8bb1a.gif]](http://i.picasion.com/pic46/bf0aba84f6d1b141740c14ace5d8bb1a.gif)
So you know Duchess?....Ever dated anyone in this forum?....You must meet Dick, He has been looking for some one to have really close relations with. He has been mentoring neighborhood children in the art of reading and interpreting scripture....And he needs some help..
RE: Hi, from me - ZEROSPHERES - 11-03-2011
Oh and I almost forgot. Do you like Bananas?
RE: Hi, from me - Fibonacci Prima - 11-03-2011
Bananas don't knit well.
RE: Hi, from me - Cracker - 11-03-2011
Eh, you pulled the Duchess card. Now I think you are a titty baby.
RE: Hi, from me - Fibonacci Prima - 11-03-2011
Can't knit tits either. A knitted bra might be cool though.
RE: Hi, from me - Cracker - 11-03-2011
(11-03-2011, 10:16 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Can't knit tits either. A knitted bra might be cool though.
Rethink your stand on this. This piece is a few nipples away from tits:
![[Image: front.jpg]](http://stitchify.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/front.jpg)
RE: Hi, from me - septic - 11-03-2011
(11-03-2011, 07:48 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Do you knit?
![[Image: Q4DtO.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Q4DtO.jpg)
I am a fabulous knitter. I make all my nieces and nephews their Xmas toys and dolls, although, for some reason, I never see them playing with them. I think they treasure them so much that they want to keep them in mint condition.
I may knit something and run a competition here so some lucky member can win a unique prize...any suggestions?
RE: Hi, from me - Fibonacci Prima - 11-03-2011
Knit the moonie a brain. It'd be far more functional than the peanut she shares with jsmom.
RE: Hi, from me - Fibonacci Prima - 11-03-2011
(11-03-2011, 10:38 PM)Cracker Wrote:(11-03-2011, 10:16 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Can't knit tits either. A knitted bra might be cool though.
Rethink your stand on this. This piece is a few nipples away from tits:
Strapless? After Halloween? How tacky.
RE: Hi, from me - Cracker - 11-03-2011
We have a new member at the bottom named "Adoptashelterdog." Jesus Christ. Like we all don't have a pet in our homes that we have taken in from the shelter/rescued from the streets. Like it is a new concept.
I blame Dick and User for that shit.
I guess the person doesn't care if we gas the cats...