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Wood you? - Maggot - 12-04-2011
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Well?
RE: Wood you? - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
I wouldn't, but I bet a few of these pretend sexually free women we have around here would.
RE: Wood you? - Maggot - 12-04-2011
Thats dramatic and totally up to them. The bumps might prove stimulating. Those footrollers are great!
RE: Wood you? - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
Lets see you make the one with the curved top roll, sometimes I just whisper idiot and like magic you show up.
RE: Wood you? - Duchess - 12-04-2011
Wood isn't very flexible.
Hahaha!
Don't mind me.
RE: Wood you? - Maggot - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 03:18 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Lets see you make the one with the curved top roll, sometimes I just whisper idiot and like magic you show up.
Amazing! And I thought I could pull one over on you. Yes I guess I was wrong.
RE: Wood you? - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
It's ok, in a sick sorta way I enjoyed seeing your collection of butt plugs, I feel I have gotten to know you somewhat better for having seen it.
RE: Wood you? - Cracker - 12-04-2011
Wooden cutting boards and dildo/ass bead combos are not sanitary.
Do you put a string on those, Maggot, so your doctor doesn't have to do x-rays to find it in your rectum?
RE: Wood you? - Maggot - 12-04-2011
You can put those wherever your mind lets you cupcake.
RE: Wood you? - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 03:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: You can put those wherever your mind lets you cupcake.
So did you rent these to the german lady?
RE: Wood you? - Maggot - 12-04-2011
I see the topic strikes a bone. I just knew it,......... wood.
RE: Wood you? - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
It's like a circus freak show, you don't want to look but you can't help it.
RE: Wood you? - Duchess - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 04:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: wood.
Morning wood...in the late afternoon.
RE: Wood you? - Duchess - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 04:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: It's like a circus freak show, you don't want to look but you can't help it.
I don't think other forums that I've checked out have as interesting/funny/intelligent threads as our site does. I know I'm biased but I've kept an open mind in case I saw something I wanted to pilfer & bring back here. Mock is the first forum I was ever an active Member in. I was shocked when I hit 500 posts.
RE: Wood you? - JsMom - 12-04-2011
Fuck that! Splinters much?
RE: Wood you? - Maggot - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 08:03 PM)JsMom Wrote: Fuck that! Splinters much?
Splinters? I suggest putting them under a heat lamp for a few min. that way your feet get warm.
RE: Wood you? - JsMom - 12-04-2011
Funny how I thought those were the new dildos of choice these days. OOPS!
