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Yeah so those cookies i made? - LuciferLynn - 12-17-2011
Yeah I fucked those up. I made fudgie no bakes. Except I added more milk than called for because, hey, recipes are for chumps. Now we have to eat them with silverware. Fuck it. From now on I'm buying cookies.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Duchess - 12-17-2011
I'm moving this thread to the therapy forum.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - JsMom - 12-17-2011
Who the hell fucks up NO BAKE cookies, even without the recipe? Too funny!
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Smegma - 12-17-2011
I've never even heard of no-bake cookies.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Duchess - 12-17-2011
They are wonderful, kinda fudge like.
![[Image: no-bake-cookies.jpg]](http://goodideasandtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/no-bake-cookies.jpg)
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Cracker - 12-17-2011
Can you just add this on to the rice cakes thread? That is where it belongs...
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Duchess - 12-17-2011
Okey dokey. I'll put it in between making ones own cleaning products & Christmas crystals with the kids.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Cracker - 12-17-2011
(12-17-2011, 03:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Okey dokey. I'll put it in between making ones own cleaning products & Christmas crystals with the kids.
Not the same. I know how to do those things. They were successful undertakings. They involve chemistry. I can make smoke bombs, too, and sodium acetate.
The only thing sadder than taking your own picture in the mirror is a fatty that can't make cookies. They are in the store next to the rice cakes, where this thread belongs.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Smegma - 12-17-2011
I don't know what the fuck Christmas crystals are either.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Smegma - 12-17-2011
(12-17-2011, 03:21 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-17-2011, 03:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Okey dokey. I'll put it in between making ones own cleaning products & Christmas crystals with the kids.
Not the same. I know how to do those things. They were successful undertakings. They involve chemistry. I can make smoke bombs, too, and sodium acetate.
The only thing sadder than taking your own picture in the mirror is a fatty that can't make cookies. They are in the store next to the rice cakes, where this thread belongs.
I'm a fatty and I never go down the cookie aisle. Your reasoning is faulty.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Cracker - 12-17-2011
(12-17-2011, 03:27 PM)Smegma Wrote: I don't know what the fuck Christmas crystals are either.
I have this fetish for crystallizing things. Want the link? Haha. I really do make them.
Sometimes I make my own detergent. If I am being lazy, I at least put in 1⁄8 C. sodium carbonate in the wash to get out any stains. My clothes never have stains. Men wear clothing with grease stains, not Cracker.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Cracker - 12-17-2011
(12-17-2011, 03:28 PM)Smegma Wrote: I'm a fatty and I never go down the cookie aisle. Your reasoning is faulty.
You aren't a fatty. Neither is JsMom, really, just a lil' chubby.
If you buy crackers, you go down the cookie aisle. The Premium saltines are always by the cookies. Are you saying you don't eat crackers? Not even Triscuits?
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Smegma - 12-17-2011
I don't eat crackers either. I've got a touch of gluten intolerance. Sorry Cracker.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Cracker - 12-17-2011
Does it make you fart? Are you full-fledged Celiac?
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Smegma - 12-17-2011
I prefer to say I "toot". I've never been diagnosed, I just stay away from foods that bother me. Ice cream, milk, baby back ribs... all the fun stuff.
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - Cracker - 12-17-2011
(12-17-2011, 03:51 PM)Smegma Wrote: I prefer to say I "toot".
Do you a special tune you toot, or just random melodies?
(12-17-2011, 03:51 PM)Smegma Wrote: I just stay away from foods that bother me...baby back ribs.
Damn. I thought for a minute there we could be friends. I stay away from most meats, but pork keeps calling me back home...
RE: Yeah so those cookies i made? - JsMom - 12-17-2011
(12-17-2011, 03:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-17-2011, 03:28 PM)Smegma Wrote: I'm a fatty and I never go down the cookie aisle. Your reasoning is faulty.
You aren't a fatty. Neither is JsMom, really, just a lil' chubby.
I'm cool with that. At least I don't wear PJs and draw on my eyebrows!