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I beat you Duchess! - Cracker - 12-22-2011

First up!

The one neighbor moved (and sold his house for half price in about a week, WTF?), but the other neighbor got a new dog. I don't hate dogs, but I hate that little fucker. Let him inside if he is going to bark all night. He is too small to be a guard dog so you aren't fooling anybody.

Who needs five dogs, anyway? You are alcoholics, not drug dealers...


RE: I beat you Duchess! - Duchess - 12-22-2011



I overslept! Shit! I have an appt. this morning. Shit! Shit! Shit!



RE: I beat you Duchess! - ramseycat - 12-22-2011

Duchess must have gotten some good sex last night that wore her out.

I woke up at 2:51am thinking shit it can't be morning already. I looked at the clock and said yes!! I can sleep for three more hours!! Then I woke up with a raging headache.


RE: I beat you Duchess! - Middle Finger - 01-02-2012

(12-22-2011, 09:57 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess must have gotten some good sex last night that wore her out.

I woke up at 2:51am thinking shit it can't be morning already. I looked at the clock and said yes!! I can sleep for three more hours!! Then I woke up with a raging headache.

Typical symptoms of a soup-dope. Don't get mad ... I'm just saying ... they are ...