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Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Cracker - 12-30-2011
Don't you want a piece of Cracker?
Don't you just want to tell me how it really is?
Don't tell your spouse how much of a mean whore I am, come tell me!
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Smegma - 12-30-2011
Yes, Cracker is the center of my existence. Share that with me. Let's all talk about Cracker.
Cracker, Cracker, Cracker.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Duchess - 12-30-2011
WTF
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - username - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: Don't you want a piece of Cracker?
Like a Ritz Bitz?
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Smegma - 12-30-2011
I'd eat just about anything if it had a piece of seafood on it.
I'm not ashamed to admit that.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - username - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 06:02 PM)Smegma Wrote: I'd eat just about anything if it had a piece of seafood on it.
I'm not ashamed to admit that.
That's it, we're through.
I pretty much hate seafood.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Cracker - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:
WTF
Just thought I'd try. The drama llamas were getting on my nerves. The only other choice for stimulating conversation was Chevy Chase of the Midwest. I was thinking it was a good time to trap new members.
The other alternative is to rock "This is my shitty life" or "My ex did that" or "Here are my tits AGAIN" into the new year.
Cracker needs mental stimulation. I just can't join the cows in the pasture...
It's fine, though, I invited people over instead. They are a little late, but they don't have a cud, so it's all good.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Cracker - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:35 PM)Smegma Wrote: Yes, Cracker is the center of my existence. Share that with me. Let's all talk about Cracker.
Cracker, Cracker, Cracker.
Or you could show your tits again for the millionth time. There's always that.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Duchess - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 08:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: Just thought I'd try.
You're a good Mocker to promote Mock. That's constructive shit stirring & I appreciate it!
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - IMaDick - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 08:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 08:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: Just thought I'd try.
You're a good Mocker to promote Mock. That's constructive shit stirring & I appreciate it!
Reverse ass kissing, that's a fairly novel activity for you.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Duchess - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 09:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Reverse ass kissing, that's a fairly novel activity for you.
Dick's jealous of Cracker now. I call her punkin' too & she said she'd hump me. How's that grab ya?
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Maggot - 12-30-2011
Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser? Most people prefer the 3 inch but if you really wanna get serious and your garden is a bit old you may want the extra depth that can be had with minimal financial loss.
With the uncertain future and the inconsistancies of everyday living it may be a perfect fit for that busy life lived by busy people who do not have the time for inconvienient chatter.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Lady Cop - 12-30-2011
Maggot: Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser?
what????
why do i even ask anymore.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Maggot - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 09:08 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggot: Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser?
what????
why do i even ask anymore.
Or you could just use diatomaceouse earth, it is optional. For slugs that is.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - IMaDick - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 09:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 09:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Reverse ass kissing, that's a fairly novel activity for you.
Dick's jealous of Cracker now. I call her punkin' too & she said she'd hump me. How's that grab ya?
Please show me why I should be jealous otherwise shut the fuck up.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Duchess - 12-30-2011
*yawn*
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Smegma - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 08:55 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-30-2011, 05:35 PM)Smegma Wrote: Yes, Cracker is the center of my existence. Share that with me. Let's all talk about Cracker.
Cracker, Cracker, Cracker.
Or you could show your tits again for the millionth time. There's always that.
But that never gets old because my breasts are magnificent.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - Lady Cop - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 09:25 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-30-2011, 09:08 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggot: Have you tried the new orgasmic six inch below ground slug chaser?
what????
why do i even ask anymore.
Or you could just use diatomaceouse earth, it is optional. For slugs that is.
orgasmic slugs. related to maggots. and those nasty tomato monsters. and vine-borers that get in my pumpkin vines.
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RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - IMaDick - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 10:25 PM)Duchess Wrote: *yawn*
Just as I figured,you are a chicken shit when you get called on your crap.
RE: Join Mock today! Don't just read it, get in here! - username - 12-30-2011
This thread is public relations/marketing at its finest.
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