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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOCK ! - Printable Version

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- Duchess - 05-28-2009



::bravo:: LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN ::bravo::



- LuMPyPussy - 05-28-2009

I can't start yet, I joined two days after you did. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Thanks Frank. For all the complaining I've done here, I've enjoyed myself.



- Duchess - 05-28-2009

I'm hopelessly in love with Mock...It's the first placeI go when I get online in the morning & it's the last place I check out before I shut my laptop down for the day...I really don't know how I ever managed without it...All other forums pale by comparison & certainly none have ever been able to hold my attention the way Mock has...Thanks, MF for giving us Mock !


- LuMPyPussy - 05-28-2009

DUCHESS FOR MOD!


- Cynical Ninja - 05-28-2009

Its certainly been a lot of fun, over the year we have certainly seperated the wheat from the chaff and the men from the boys.

Those who can, post, those who can't, lurk.



- Lady Cop - 05-28-2009

i baked a fitting cake for the occasion ::dlaugh::


- Middle Finger - 05-28-2009

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- The Antagonist - 05-28-2009

Happy Birthday Mock!


- DPD Chick - 05-28-2009

happy birthday!
that cake is revolting!


- Lady Cop - 05-28-2009

DPD Chick Wrote:happy birthday!
that cake is revolting!
i know...but i thought the cranberries were a nice touch. ::bigg::


- Luke Warmwater - 05-28-2009

cranberries? That's cherry pie filling...

Happy Happy to all.


- Lady Cop - 05-28-2009

oops! ::lmao::

what can i say, i live next to cranberry bogs. :cool:



- Middle Finger - 05-28-2009

That pic looks like a scene from OP's house. Poor wife ... or maybe his rats finally caught one of his shadow friends.



- Duchess - 05-28-2009

jackboots Wrote:
DPD Chick Wrote:happy birthday!
that cake is revolting!
i know...but i thought the cranberries were a nice touch. ::bigg::
I think that cake is perfect for Mock's celebration, I neglected to say so this morning...Good job, sweetness !


- LuMPyPussy - 05-28-2009

Sweetness? I hope she bitch slaps you for that.


- Duchess - 05-28-2009

Oops...another long day & I tend to be affectionate when I'm tired...For christssake forgive me, I know not what I do when I'm running on empty.


- The Antagonist - 05-28-2009

Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!!

Kitty Litter Cake

READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

TRUST ME...
DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST...

This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.........

WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE!
Completely Edible -- although some may not think so! Be sure to have your camera ready!


CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape
the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the "litter box". Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!





- SyberBitch - 05-28-2009

jackboots Wrote:i baked a fitting cake for the occasion ::dlaugh::
:shock::shock:

And suddenly we realize why JB wasn't invited to the office parties....

::lmao::



- SyberBitch - 05-28-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!!

Kitty Litter Cake

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper
Very cute!

(I love how they emphasize 'NEW' on the utensils) hah



- Middle Finger - 07-10-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I can't start yet, I joined two days after you did. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Thanks Frank. For all the complaining I've done here, I've enjoyed myself.

Aw, you're welcome, sweetheart. I will refer to this post whenever you go into miserable victim-wench mode.