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THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Tommy Tourette - 02-04-2012
Me, I think we owe our president a big round of applause for hiring 243,000 people. These new rich folks will probably buy lotsa stuff and fix all our problems.
And I'm glad he did it at this time. Otherwise I might have had to choose between which Redumblican candidate I'd want to lose to him in November.
Thanks, Barry
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - IMaDick - 02-04-2012
stupid people at every turn, the job numbers that were put out are done with number magic, 1.3 million people left the job market.
the CBO numbers don't work with the job numbers and the overall jobless rate is a bullshit number based on jobless claims.
The real number is about 11%.
I won't charge you for the lesson this time but if you fuck up again I will.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Tommy Tourette - 02-04-2012
You charge me for the fucking lesson when you demonstrate you can even read and not MAKE UP shit I never said.
You don't cover your agenda with fluff, buddy.
Now piss off, dopey.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Duchess - 02-04-2012
His comprehension skills are severely lacking.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Tommy Tourette - 02-04-2012
(02-04-2012, 01:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:
His comprehension skills are severely lacking.
That's an understatement. But the lack is nicely covered by an inability to admit a mistake. A true prince of a fellow.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Duchess - 02-04-2012
He's my lil' love monkey. I just have to jerk his chain every now & then to keep him in line.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Cracker - 02-04-2012
Old people are aways Independents, except poor old people. They are Dems.
I wish more old people were like Chuck Norris. They would beat some welfare ass to get back good Medicare coverage.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - IMaDick - 02-04-2012
(02-04-2012, 01:05 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: You charge me for the fucking lesson when you demonstrate you can even read and not MAKE UP shit I never said.
You don't cover your agenda with fluff, buddy.
Now piss off, dopey.
Sorry you didn't understand my post, you posted a number right? your number is fucked, it's bullshit, but I did start my post off by letting you know that I knew you were a stupid person.
So I'm still not going to charge you to explain what any 6th grader who can add and subtract could figure out.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Tommy Tourette - 02-04-2012
General public notice for everything I post.
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RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Duchess - 02-04-2012
Most people "get" that in here TT and then there's Dick.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - IMaDick - 02-04-2012
(02-04-2012, 08:25 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: General public notice for everything I post.
Or not, it also contained the exact number of jobs the Government claimed to have added.
So much for the minimum level of satire.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Tommy Tourette - 02-04-2012
(02-04-2012, 08:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Most people "get" that in here TT and then there's Dick.
If he's your "love monkey" for anything but seeing if he can figure out how to eat a banana, you could do better unless you're Hillary Clinton.
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - Duchess - 02-04-2012
(02-04-2012, 08:45 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: you could do better unless you're Hillary Clinton.
*gasp* Was that a slam against Bill? Huh? Was it?
![[Image: tumblr_leh53gTBA01qc6ms5o1_500.jpg]](https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leh53gTBA01qc6ms5o1_500.jpg)
RE: THANK YOU, Mister President !!!!!! - IMaDick - 02-04-2012
I love it when you get all serious about me being serious.