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So the boyfriend - LuciferLynn - 02-08-2012

The one in jail? We broke up. He came home & I realized how much easier, how much LESS complicated, my life is without him in it. I actually gave him the choice to grow up or get out and he accused me of seeing someone else instead of facing the truth and accepting responsibilities. My heart was/is broken over it, we've been together almost 2 years and he's not a bad guy, just not what I need. In his defense, he has been attempting to make an effort towards repairing the relationship but it feels more like it's for him than for me. I'm unsure whats going to happen from this point going forward. I do love him, I just have serious doubts he's ever going to grow up and become the man I need.


RE: So the boyfriend - Cynical Ninja - 02-08-2012

Whenever you feel like not sharing anymore with us please don't hesitate not to do it.

You continued dating a jailbird? why do I get the distinct impression that you are going to end up disembowelled in a suitcase one day?


RE: So the boyfriend - IMaDick - 02-08-2012

(02-08-2012, 02:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Whenever you feel like not sharing anymore with us please don't hesitate not to do it.

You heartless beast.






RE: So the boyfriend - HairOfTheDog - 02-08-2012

(02-08-2012, 02:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Whenever you feel like not sharing anymore with us please don't hesitate not to do it.

You continued dating a jailbird? why do I get the distinct impression that you are going to end up disembowelled in a suitcase one day?

Yep, I say that may be more dangerous than having a protected quicky in the back seat of the car in the bar parking lot. At least the quicky may be law-abiding.

How does someone "make an attempt at making an effort"? If the best he can do is try to try, good riddance. It's hard, but sounds like a good decision.


RE: So the boyfriend - username - 02-08-2012

Cluck,cluck.


RE: So the boyfriend - SIXFOOTERsez - 02-08-2012

Life is always less complicated without someone else there to complicate it. The Making an Effort thing would have been s show stopper, but only after the first trip to jail thing


RE: So the boyfriend - sally - 02-08-2012

Have you considered poisoning him?


RE: So the boyfriend - LuciferLynn - 02-08-2012

I doubt I'll end up disembowelled in a suitcase, he's not THAT kind of criminal. I have considered poisoning him, but figured telling him to leave is a lot easier than cleaning up that mess. It's MY house, after all, not ours - meaning my name is on the title and the deed and all the utilities. I am not taking my children and moving.


RE: So the boyfriend - IMaDick - 02-08-2012

Don't listen to Sally her Hemorrhoids are obviously flaring again.




RE: So the boyfriend - sally - 02-08-2012

(02-08-2012, 03:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Don't listen to Sally her Hemorrhoids are obviously flaring again.

Oh shut up, don't you have some more dirty deeds to do over at TK?




RE: So the boyfriend - Smegma - 02-08-2012

He's afraid of the admin over there, she doesn't stroke his ego and wipe away his tears.


RE: So the boyfriend - Maggot - 02-08-2012

Get him drunk, go to a bar and tell him you want to "do it" in the bathroom. Take his pants and underwear .........then run like hell.


RE: So the boyfriend - JsMom - 02-08-2012

....then take a picture to post on Mock. hah Just put the sign over his little area! It's probably as hairy as his lip and not well kept. UGH!


RE: So the boyfriend - Smegma - 02-08-2012

You're such a delicate little flower, aren't you? Hot dogs and untrimmed pubic hair on men disgust you. Life must be such a trial for you.


RE: So the boyfriend - JsMom - 02-08-2012

O please, honey. I bet life is a "chore" for your old ass. No wonder your world is filled with cats. The only thing that could put up with your drama bullshit?


RE: So the boyfriend - Maggot - 02-08-2012

(02-08-2012, 08:25 PM)Smegma Wrote: You're such a delicate little flower, aren't you? Hot dogs and untrimmed pubic hair on men disgust you. Life must be such a trial for you.

I'm supposed to trim it? Good God! Smiley_emoticons_shocked Where the hell would I start?


RE: So the boyfriend - JsMom - 02-08-2012

You would want us to, correct?


RE: So the boyfriend - Maggot - 02-08-2012

This may just give me nightmares about going to the barber shop, poor Dean!


RE: So the boyfriend - Maggot - 02-08-2012

(02-08-2012, 09:26 PM)JsMom Wrote: You would want us to, correct?

How bout a perm? I hear the "beehive" is coming back.


RE: So the boyfriend - JsMom - 02-08-2012

hah helllll nawwww