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Cracker intervention - Lady Cop - 02-14-2012
i like mean bitches.
but tell Cracker your innermost thoughts about her.
good luck with that.
RE: Cracker intervention - Cracker - 02-14-2012
Nah, I catch venom daily. I just don't really care. Unless I am feeling ducky, then I will return a volley.
RE: Cracker intervention - username - 02-14-2012
I think I saw a tumbleweed just now.
For all I know, she could be a poodle IRL but here she's a fucking pitbull. Some adjectives: stubborn, opinionated, arrogant, funny-as-hell, opinionated, smart, bitchy, arrogant, harsh, cruel and funny-as-hell.
Strangely, I don't get to see much of her warm fuzzy side here.
I'm not gonna comment on her looks because the bitch refuses to post a current photo.
RE: Cracker intervention - Duchess - 02-14-2012
In a word, bodacious.
RE: Cracker intervention - Maggot - 02-14-2012
Cracker writes paragraphs and stuff.
RE: Cracker intervention - Middle Finger - 02-14-2012
Crack-Attack.™
RE: Cracker intervention - Maggot - 02-14-2012
Quick.............stuff a flag in it!!!
RE: Cracker intervention - IMaDick - 02-15-2012
Beautiful and handsome maybe.
short and thick or tall and thin maybe.
definitely shitbird material.
RE: Cracker intervention - Cynical Ninja - 02-15-2012
Vinegar tits.
RE: Cracker intervention - sally - 02-15-2012
I guess my biggest concern would be her practice of illeism. I'm hoping she only does that here and not at work.
RE: Cracker intervention - Cracker - 02-15-2012
I swear I have almost said, "Cracker doesn't think so" at work a few times. Or, "Not this Cracker." That wouldn't go over too well.
RE: Cracker intervention - username - 02-15-2012
The alter ego. Sasha Fierce.
RE: Cracker intervention - Duchess - 02-15-2012
Sasha Fierce is a black woman.
RE: Cracker intervention - username - 02-15-2012
(02-15-2012, 08:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Sasha Fierce is a black woman.
Ha! There ya' go!
RE: Cracker intervention - Maggot - 02-15-2012
I picked up my kid at school today and a woman kept on saying axe this and axe that, I thought of cracker and put down the rock I was gonna throw.
RE: Cracker intervention - Cracker - 02-15-2012
Why would you bring a rock to an axe fight?
RE: Cracker intervention - Maggot - 02-15-2012
Sometimes its just better to move to another pile of bricks and get out of earshot.
RE: Cracker intervention - Cracker - 02-15-2012
So many people have such bad grammar and usage and enunciation in the the "Souf" that I try not to single out any one group. "Axe you" bothers me, but so does "mash the button", "turn up the valium", and "for sell".
RE: Cracker intervention - Maggot - 02-15-2012
I think you have found a new language.
RE: Cracker intervention - Cracker - 02-15-2012
You are typing in English, but I know it wouldn't sound like that if you said it aloud. What's your work number? I'm calling you tomorrow. I'll tell you if you sound like Jessica Fletcher.