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How many shits do you take per day? - sally - 03-01-2012
Since we already know about your meds and marriages we may as well know about this too.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Maggot - 03-01-2012
Well Sally thats a deep question, and somewhat helpful, when compared to the questions doled out in the recent past I think this is a timely time for this discussion. I will go with "two" .........next?
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Duchess - 03-01-2012
You kids embarrass me...
...right now I'm hoping & praying that no one I've smugly bragged about my smart Members to is lurking.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Maggot - 03-01-2012
hee
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Duchess - 03-01-2012
I saw that before the edit.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Maggot - 03-01-2012
I will take that as a "two" also.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - crash - 03-02-2012
The US vernacular is puzzling at times... take a shit? Who the fuck are you taking it from? It's up your ass; I'm pretty sure it's yours! Maybe because it's so uncool to give a shit in the states this is where it came from...
I don't take a shit, I have a shit... once a day, first thing in the morning
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - aussiefriend - 03-02-2012
I think it would be more appropriate to say 'bowel movements'. Or stools. Then you can go into details.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Duchess - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:00 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Then you can go into details.
...or not.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - aussiefriend - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:01 AM)Duchess Wrote:(03-02-2012, 09:00 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Then you can go into details.
...or not.
yes preferably not. If there are other topics you would rather discuss that would be appreciated.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Middle Finger - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:00 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I think it would be more appropriate to say 'bowel movements'. Or stools. Then you can go into details.
You, like Ramsey, are famous for saying the obvious, and say it as if it's something different than what the average 6th grader would say.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - aussiefriend - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:26 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Mutha Fucka doesn't take a shit. He is a SHIT.
It's ok rams, I got this one.
(03-02-2012, 09:24 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: You, like Ramsey, are famous for saying the obvious, and say it as if it's something different than what the average 6th grader would say.
As a health professional we have to speak clinically when we are dealing with douches like you. I just assumed you would get all giggley if we said 'poop'.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - ramseycat - 03-02-2012
Mutha Fucka doesn't take a shit. He is a SHIT.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Middle Finger - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:26 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(03-02-2012, 09:24 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: You, like Ramsey, are famous for saying the obvious, and say it as if it's something different than what the average 6th grader would say.
(03-02-2012, 09:26 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Mutha Fucka doesn't take a shit. He is a SHIT.
It's ok rams, I got this one.
As a health professional we have to speak clinically when we are dealing with douches like you. I just assumed you would get all giggley if we said 'poop'.
Give me one month to review some material and I can come across as a more skilled health professional than you, no matter how much education you get in the future. That's the kind of inherent limitation you two Sisters Of Mediocrity are stuck with. It's sad, it's been clinically tested, and there is no cure.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Middle Finger - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:26 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Mutha Fucka doesn't take a shit. He is a SHIT.
That was brilliant. Very impressive.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - ramseycat - 03-02-2012
Sorry MF that's the best I can do this morning. I'm tired and you are not worth the effort.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - aussiefriend - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:30 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Give me one month to review some material and I can come across as a more skilled health professional than you, no matter how much education you get in the future. That's the kind of inherent limitation you two Sisters Of Mediocrity are stuck with. It's sad, it's been clinically tested, and there is no cure.
Well honeychild, I do not work in gastroenterology do I? But having said that, I would be more than willing to assist in a colonoscopy if you need one? I am suspecting that you do. Love you.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Middle Finger - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:31 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Sorry MF that's the best I can do this morning. I'm tired and you are not worth the effort.
That's OK, you keep it simple and don't strain yourself.
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Cracker - 03-03-2012
(03-02-2012, 08:54 AM)crash Wrote: The US vernacular is puzzling at times... take a shit? Who the fuck are you taking it from? It's up your ass; I'm pretty sure it's yours! Maybe because it's so uncool to give a shit in the states this is where it came from...
I don't take a shit, I have a shit... once a day, first thing in the morning
You should eliminate as many times as you eat.
Are you saving poo for a rainy day?
RE: How many shits do you take per day? - IMaDick - 03-03-2012
(03-02-2012, 09:36 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(03-02-2012, 09:30 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Give me one month to review some material and I can come across as a more skilled health professional than you, no matter how much education you get in the future. That's the kind of inherent limitation you two Sisters Of Mediocrity are stuck with. It's sad, it's been clinically tested, and there is no cure.
Well honeychild, I do not work in gastroenterology do I? But having said that, I would be more than willing to assist in a colonoscopy if you need one? I am suspecting that you do. Love you.
What a crock of misspelled bullshit this is.