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Happy Earth Day - Lady Cop - 04-22-2012

hug a tree! [Image: treehug.gif]


RE: Happy Earth Day - Cracker - 04-22-2012

Happy Birthday, LC!

I can't read!

(Dick will be the only one who "got" this.)


RE: Happy Earth Day - Lady Cop - 04-22-2012

Dickie can hug a cactus.

[Image: cactussiestahgclrfliple8.gif]


i think my birthday is like groundhog day..now cut that out!! hah


RE: Happy Earth Day - IMaDick - 04-22-2012

I'm going to pull up a tree in my front yard, I want the burl that developed on the root wad to cut into slabs.

Happy earth day, it will make me some good money.


RE: Happy Earth Day - Eat Shit And Die - 04-22-2012

I'm the only one that hugged a tree, well a bush... well some moss... nah im still in bed.


RE: Happy Earth Day - Donovan - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 10:50 AM)ESAD Wrote: I'm the only one that hugged a tree, well a bush... well some moss... nah im still in bed.

You're not fooling anyone, you woke up with a tree in the bed next to you, no idea how either of you got there, and now you're trying to figure out how to get your arm free and sneak out of there before the tree wakes up, because it's the ugliest tree you ever saw and you're afraid you may have fucked it.

Or does that only happen to me? I fucking HATE Earth Day.


RE: Happy Earth Day - Duchess - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 11:02 AM)Donovan Wrote: I fucking HATE Earth Day.


If you had a lovely tree your opinion could change.



RE: Happy Earth Day - IMaDick - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 11:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-22-2012, 11:02 AM)Donovan Wrote: I fucking HATE Earth Day.


If you had a lovely tree your opinion could change.

if he had woke up with a female tree his opinion would change.


RE: Happy Earth Day - Ma Huang Sor - 04-22-2012

I usually have some wood every morning.


RE: Happy Earth Day - IMaDick - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 11:29 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I usually have some wood every morning.

Self inflicted and brutalized no doubt.


RE: Happy Earth Day - Eat Shit And Die - 04-22-2012

hah


RE: Happy Earth Day - Donovan - 04-22-2012

You know how hard it is to get sap out of pubes?


RE: Happy Earth Day - Donovan - 04-22-2012

Plus the last time there was an unfortunate incident with a squirrel. HotD knows...


RE: Happy Earth Day - IMaDick - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 11:37 AM)Donovan Wrote: Plus the last time there was an unfortunate incident with a squirrel. HotD knows...

Maggot can help you with both of those problems, He kills squirels and collects sap.


RE: Happy Earth Day - Duchess - 04-22-2012



I'm occasionally sappy. Smiley_emoticons_slash



RE: Happy Earth Day - Eat Shit And Die - 04-22-2012

I'd like to shoot some sap across your face and glasses.


RE: Happy Earth Day - ramseycat - 04-22-2012

That is just nasty ESAD. That comment shows you are a young guy with no respect.


RE: Happy Earth Day - IMaDick - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 12:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That is just nasty ESAD. That comment shows you are a young guy with no respect.

In other words ESAD is close to a perfect match for you.


RE: Happy Earth Day - Eat Shit And Die - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 12:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That is just nasty ESAD. That comment shows you are a young guy with no respect.

It's far more respect than i would show you :rimshot:

(04-22-2012, 12:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(04-22-2012, 12:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That is just nasty ESAD. That comment shows you are a young guy with no respect.

In other words ESAD is close to a perfect match for you.

Blowing-kisses


RE: Happy Earth Day - username - 04-22-2012

(04-22-2012, 12:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That is just nasty ESAD. That comment shows you are a young guy with no respect.

^^cactus^^