+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Personal Member Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-5.html)
+--- Forum: Some Honest Therapy (https://mockforums.net/forum-12.html)
+--- Thread: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men (/thread-7785.html)
Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
Men will be able to help you dress better and look more desirable.
Particularly gay men and a good plastic surgeon.
Get yourself a 'homo makeover' and some lipo and you'll be an instant hit.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Duchess - 04-23-2012
*face palm*
Have you lost your mind? Rhetorical question.
Have you even seen what many of the women in here look like?
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 05:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:
*face palm*
Have you lost your mind? Rhetorical question.
Have you even seen what many of the women in here look like?
I know, most of you are drop dead gorgeous (with air-brushing).
But, isn't every woman (and man) always looking to improve themselves?
Schedule a 1-Hour appt with Sphincter Cop and thank me later!
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - FAHQTOO - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 05:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Men will be able to help you dress better and look more desirable.
Particularly gay men and a good plastic surgeon.
Get yourself a 'homo makeover' and some lipo and you'll be an instant hit.
Whoda thunk you would be the one wandering around a womens beauty thread...I'm SHOCKED!!!
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:03 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(04-23-2012, 05:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Men will be able to help you dress better and look more desirable.
Particularly gay men and a good plastic surgeon.
Get yourself a 'homo makeover' and some lipo and you'll be an instant hit.
Whoda thunk you would be the one wandering around a womens beauty thread...I'm SHOCKED!!!
Hey, I was lost with all that Noxema talk and didn't want LC tasering my balls.
I thought, hey, 'I know how to make women really beautiful!'
Find gay men to help them.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Cracker - 04-23-2012
Ever had a man buy you clothing? How do they get it sooooo wrong?
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: Ever had a man buy you clothing? How do they get it sooooo wrong?
Was he gay?
Didn't think so.
BTW, maybe I've been watching too much Will & Grace.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - FAHQTOO - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: Ever had a man buy you clothing? How do they get it sooooo wrong?
Holy Fuck...YES! I'm still too traumatized to talk about it.
And then there was a big argument when I wouldn't wear the gaudy, ugly shit.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Duchess - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:12 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've been watching too much Will & Grace.
Back when I consistently watched television that was a show I liked a lot. Jack (just Jack) & Karen were my favorite characters. They were a laugh riot.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-23-2012, 06:12 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've been watching too much Will & Grace.
Back when I consistently watched television that was a show I liked a lot. Jack (just Jack) & Karen were my favorite characters. They were a laugh riot.
My wife and I bought all 9 seasons on DVD for a Christmas present to ourselves (we dumped cable).
We love W & G and MadMen.
Karen is the best. I work with a gal who's had two DUI's in the past couple of years. Physically she resembles Karen. I told her a few weeks ago that she reminded me of Karen from W & G.
She chuckled at first, and then I think it really set in that maybe I was insinuating she was a lush just like Karen. It was uncomfortable for a few days.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Cracker - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(04-23-2012, 06:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: Ever had a man buy you clothing? How do they get it sooooo wrong?
Holy Fuck...YES! I'm still too traumatized to talk about it.
And then there was a big argument when I wouldn't wear the gaudy, ugly shit.
They shit like, "But it was sparkly." hahaha
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Duchess - 04-23-2012
MS, I commend you for hanging in there. Mock is overrun with females & I always think it's because the average man just can't handle women like the ones that participate here.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:
MS, I commend you for hanging in there. Mock is overrun with females & I always think it's because the average man just can't handle women like the ones that participate here.
Most women here are good people. Smart, funny and like to talk shit.
Now, some of the men...
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Lady Cop - 04-23-2012
MS this cracked me up! now do beauty secrets for men.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 06:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: MS this cracked me up! now do beauty secrets for men.
Well, Dick is beyond hope (physically speaking). Maggot's look is already perfected. Mo wouldn't change what he's become for anything. Kid has already transformed (into a major asshole). As for MF, Italians aren't into grooming, which leaves me.
My little secret is lotion. My wife really convinced me to start using it about a year ago, and I really think it helps.
If there are further suggestions, I'll begin a new thread LC.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Lady Cop - 04-23-2012
men are as vain as women. they use moisturizer and botox and get manicures and facials etc. nothing wrong with that!
big sissies.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Cracker - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 07:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dirty little secret is lotion.
We all know, MS. That's why we don't unroll your socks from the hamper.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Duchess - 04-23-2012
When I see a man that has had work done, I cringe. I could just bawl when I see Mickey Rourke.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - Midwest Spy - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 07:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-23-2012, 07:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dirty little secret is lotion.
We all know, MS. That's why we don't unroll your socks from the hamper.
That was good.
But, as Dick says, only a man would think of that.
Or, I guess, a mom with teenage sons.
RE: Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men - FAHQTOO - 04-23-2012
(04-23-2012, 07:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(04-23-2012, 07:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:(04-23-2012, 07:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dirty little secret is lotion.
We all know, MS. That's why we don't unroll your socks from the hamper.
That was good.
But, as Dick says, only a man would think of that.
Or, I guess, a mom with teenage sons.
Wrong again...it's the first thing I thought of when I read it. Men...lotion=jacking off.
Your wife is turning you gay.