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WAIT A MINUTE - starguard - 04-26-2012
How the hell did I get here?
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - JsMom - 04-26-2012
Welcome
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - Ma Huang Sor - 04-26-2012
are you shitting me?
It are am come.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - Ma Huang Sor - 04-26-2012
Starguard,
welcome.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - HairOfTheDog - 04-26-2012
Hi Starguard.
It's okay, nobody cares if you just wander in here.
What's your sign? I wouldn't mind knowing and maybe giving you a your star/horoscope reading, but understand if you don't want to share.
Anyway, welcome...
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - username - 04-26-2012
(04-26-2012, 09:26 PM)starguard Wrote: How the hell did I get here?
You went through this process called "registration". FFS, you're not making yourself look too bright at the beginning.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - cladking - 04-27-2012
Don't worry we'll be gentle.
At least till your second posting.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - Duchess - 04-27-2012
(04-26-2012, 09:26 PM)starguard Wrote: How the hell did I get here?
I keep thinking if I have just a little more coffee this will begin to make sense to me. It's been an hour now & I'm well on my way to being jacked up on caffeine & still...nothing.
You know how there used to be a separate entrance for blacks?
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - starguard - 04-27-2012
My Sign? Lets see, I was born dec19th which should make me a sagattarius, but I was two days short of being a Capricorn. So, I guess that makes me a "Saggatorn"..or "Capritarious" I forget which one
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - Ilyanna - 04-27-2012
Hey starguard!
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - ramseycat - 04-27-2012
Welcome Star. How did you find Mock?
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - HairOfTheDog - 04-27-2012
(04-27-2012, 06:55 AM)starguard Wrote: My Sign? Lets see, I was born dec19th which should make me a sagattarius, but I was two days short of being a Capricorn. So, I guess that makes me a "Saggatorn"..or "Capritarious" I forget which one
Thanks starguard! Here's a little snip of your birthdate zodiac. Sounds like you wandered into the right place...
A Sagittarius born on December 19 walks an emotional tightrope but is fearless. They often seem to be the strong, silent type. They need to make a contribution to society through their work or ideals. A commitment to personal goals marks them as success stories. Their talent may get them in the door, but it's their moxie that keeps them there.
December 19 people make friends effortlessly. They have something of a reputation for being great lovers. They like to be noticed for their singularity of purpose. The more difficult the odds against them, the more likely it is that they will succeed.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - Midwest Spy - 04-27-2012
How come there never seems to be a horoscope that reads something like this:
Sorry, fucker, you were born on the wrong day! You'll never amount to anything, so you might as well kill yourself now.
Why?
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - HairOfTheDog - 04-27-2012
(04-27-2012, 11:51 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: How come there never seems to be a horoscope that reads something like this:
Sorry, fucker, you were born on the wrong day! You'll never amount to anything, so you might as well kill yourself now.
Why?
I'm sure there is one and I'll find it, MS.
What day were you born?
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - Midwest Spy - 04-27-2012
(04-27-2012, 11:53 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-27-2012, 11:51 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: How come there never seems to be a horoscope that reads something like this:
Sorry, fucker, you were born on the wrong day! You'll never amount to anything, so you might as well kill yourself now.
Why?
I'm sure there is one and I'll find it, MS.
What day were you born?
You know what I mean, right?
How bout just a little more realism? When you open the daily horoscopes there might be a chance yours could say 'stay indoors today, you may die in a car accident'.
That'd change it up a bit.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - ramseycat - 04-27-2012
Are you into astrology HOTD?
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - IMaDick - 04-27-2012
(04-27-2012, 11:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(04-27-2012, 11:53 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-27-2012, 11:51 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: How come there never seems to be a horoscope that reads something like this:
Sorry, fucker, you were born on the wrong day! You'll never amount to anything, so you might as well kill yourself now.
Why?
I'm sure there is one and I'll find it, MS.
What day were you born?
You know what I mean, right?
How bout just a little more realism? When you open the daily horoscopes there might be a chance yours could say 'stay indoors today, you may die in a car accident'.
That'd change it up a bit.
Or it could say shut the fuck up today everything you say today will confirm that you're an idiot.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - Midwest Spy - 04-27-2012
(04-27-2012, 12:11 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(04-27-2012, 11:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(04-27-2012, 11:53 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-27-2012, 11:51 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: How come there never seems to be a horoscope that reads something like this:
Sorry, fucker, you were born on the wrong day! You'll never amount to anything, so you might as well kill yourself now.
Why?
I'm sure there is one and I'll find it, MS.
What day were you born?
You know what I mean, right?
How bout just a little more realism? When you open the daily horoscopes there might be a chance yours could say 'stay indoors today, you may die in a car accident'.
That'd change it up a bit.
Or it could say shut the fuck up today everything you say today will confirm that you're an idiot.
Perhaps.
It may also suggest you need a shower.
Like right now.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - HairOfTheDog - 04-27-2012
(04-27-2012, 12:10 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Are you into astrology HOTD?
Not so much. My mom is though. I was just playin' off the "star" name and it's kinda fun to read the stuff, whether you believe it much or not.
RE: WAIT A MINUTE - IMaDick - 04-27-2012
(04-27-2012, 12:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Perhaps.
It may also suggest you need a shower.
Like right now.
Fucker,stop thinking about me being naked in the shower.