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I tried to be a Lady - Love Child - 05-23-2012
But my body wouldn't let me
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Love Child - 05-23-2012
He told me to move my fingers in a circular motion
over my clit
I complied
Not wanting to show him fully
what I could do
or what I normally would do
My other hand on his slightly flaccid cock
with every stroke of my pussy
I could feel him getting harder
It turned me on
I gripped him harder
I continued rubbing my clit
slowly
then as he bit down on my nipples
and my neck
I fucking fucked my pussy with my fingers
and raised my hips off the bed
gyrating back and forth
His cock fully erect in my hand
pleasuring us both
I come hard
screaming and moaning
as he switches positions and
I get on top of him
fucking
until I feel him relax
RE: I tried to be a Lady - aussiefriend - 05-23-2012
I don't understand, is this supposed to me a poem? Or a limerick?
RE: I tried to be a Lady - IMaDick - 05-23-2012
(05-23-2012, 03:04 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't understand, is this supposed to me a poem? Or a limerick?
It's the same as the retarded shit you post only different.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - aussiefriend - 05-23-2012
(05-23-2012, 03:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(05-23-2012, 03:04 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't understand, is this supposed to me a poem? Or a limerick?
It's the same as the retarded shit you post only different.
For you it is.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - ramseycat - 05-23-2012
Duchess, really? Why is this weirdo in Mock?
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Eat Shit And Die - 05-23-2012
Classic bit of I Love Cunt.
Bravo
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Duchess - 05-23-2012
I've rescinded her full member status. That's what I'm going to start doing to everyone I don't want around & that's quite a sizable number at this point.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Eat Shit And Die - 05-23-2012
Ur evil and it tastes great.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - username - 05-23-2012
(05-23-2012, 06:25 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I've rescinded her full member status. That's what I'm going to start doing to everyone I don't want around & that's quite a sizable number at this point.
Thank God. If I wanted to read this shit, there are other places to find it....
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RE: I tried to be a Lady - sally - 05-23-2012
She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Midwest Spy - 05-23-2012
(05-23-2012, 04:06 PM)sally Wrote: She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.
No shit.
Penthouse Forum letters from the '80's were so much better than that garbage.
Is Love Child really Smegma in disguise?
RE: I tried to be a Lady - FAHQTOO - 05-23-2012
(05-23-2012, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(05-23-2012, 04:06 PM)sally Wrote: She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.
No shit.
Penthouse Forum letters from the '80's were so much better than that garbage.
Is Love Child really Smegma in disguise?
Uggg...I hate it when you people put repulsive images in my head.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Eat Shit And Die - 05-23-2012
(05-23-2012, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(05-23-2012, 04:06 PM)sally Wrote: She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.
No shit.
Penthouse Forum letters from the '80's were so much better than that garbage.
Is Love Child really Smegma in disguise?
No fact.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Cracker - 05-23-2012
I don't see the draw in reading about some stranger's horniness. Who cares? Her stuff is like reading about a dream somebody else had. Again, who cares?
Just do you.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Ma Huang Sor - 05-23-2012
well you have to understand the origins of the schtick, which I do.
Transplanted it just doesn't work, which explains why my persona here is different then elsewhere. More like who I am irl.
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Eat Shit And Die - 05-23-2012
I like u more here and at tkr ma
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Ma Huang Sor - 05-23-2012
Right? I like me more here too. You know how I love TKR
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Eat Shit And Die - 05-23-2012
Just saying
RE: I tried to be a Lady - Tonyg41 - 05-23-2012
Im more disturbed at the fact there was no nude photo and just a poem...