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old hookers never die... - Lady Cop - 05-25-2012

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A candid documentary about a pair of 69-year-old prostitute twin sisters is to make its debut at New York's Film Forum festival this summer.

Louise and Martine, who are veterans of Amsterdam's famous Red Light District and have a century of experience between them, star in Meet the Fokkens

It features a voiceover from Louise, who says: 'I can't tell you how many tricks we've had, countless.

'We hardly ever really fucked unless they paid us well.'

Louise explains that arthritis forced her to retire two years ago, because she 'couldn’t get one leg over the other' - though her sister continues to work.

'My twin sister is still working in her old age,' she says. 'She needs the money. You can't live off a state pension.'


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trailer here:

http://meetthefokkens.com/home

RE: old hookers never die... - ramseycat - 05-25-2012

No words....

RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012

I'd rather eat my own spleen.

RE: old hookers never die... - Ma Huang Sor - 05-25-2012

I wont be able to palm my meat for at least a week now. Thanks a fucking bunch.

RE: old hookers never die... - ramseycat - 05-25-2012

(05-25-2012, 03:50 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I wont be able to palm my meat for at least a week now. Thanks a fucking bunch.

OH just picture Duchess and her rack and you will be fine.

RE: old hookers never die... - Jimbone - 05-25-2012

That's one way to cause instant shrivel. Since they are twins, I guess that's two ways...

RE: old hookers never die... - Jimbone - 05-25-2012

(05-25-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH just picture Duchess and her rack and you will be fine.

Duchess has a rack?

RE: old hookers never die... - Duchess - 05-25-2012

(05-25-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH just picture Duchess and her rack and you will be fine.


WTF

RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012

hah

RE: old hookers never die... - cladking - 05-25-2012

They never die, they just fokken away.

Please don't tell me what she has arthritis of.

RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012

THE VAGINA BONE!!!

RE: old hookers never die... - Cracker - 05-25-2012

Like all the Johns are super fine.

RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012

(05-25-2012, 06:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like all the Johns are super fine.

I think when you get to that stage of your "career" any john is a good john. Ya bitter

RE: old hookers never die... - Cracker - 05-25-2012

I wonder if there is a john too ugly to hump? That would suck being turned down by a pro.

RE: old hookers never die... - Duchess - 05-25-2012



I don't know how they kiss something that's ugly & then go on to do the wild thing. *shudders* There's not enough money in the world to overcome ugly/gross.

RE: old hookers never die... - Ma Huang Sor - 05-25-2012

(05-25-2012, 06:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like all the Johns are super fine.

Can you imagine the smell? Do johns bathe before cruising for hookers?

Those two...speechless.

RE: old hookers never die... - Cracker - 05-25-2012

I think they are kinda cute for older ladies.

Some men like women who are, um, built.

How do you think half these people reproduce? They don't split in half, people.

RE: old hookers never die... - Midwest Spy - 05-25-2012

Now that someone brought this up earlier, how would you feel personally if your image was being used to help someone jerk off?

Would you feel better if that 'someone' was considered good-looking?

RE: old hookers never die... - Cracker - 05-25-2012

Yes.

RE: old hookers never die... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-25-2012

(05-25-2012, 07:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: I wonder if there is a john too ugly to hump? That would suck being turned down by a pro.

It would certainly be a shot to the head if them two old hags both turned down my good hard earned cash.